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 Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:43 pm
Jokes always brighten every day!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:45 pm
If a man is standing in the woods and there is no women to hear him. Is he still wrong?
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PhantasmalApocalypse Crew
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PhantasmalApocalypse Crew
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:50 pm
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to ******** b***h in my trunk!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:54 pm
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my c**k in your a**.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Donkey= a**, c**k=rooster
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PhantasmalApocalypse Crew
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PhantasmalApocalypse Crew
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:55 pm
what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:58 pm
What did the p***s say to the condom?
Cover me im going in!
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PhantasmalApocalypse Crew
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PhantasmalApocalypse Crew
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:00 pm
Why dont blind men skydive?
Because it scares the s**t out of the dog
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:02 pm
What do you do when your wife's staggering?
Shoot her again.
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PhantasmalApocalypse Crew
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PhantasmalApocalypse Crew
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:03 pm
What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:03 pm
Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was ******** Goofy !!!
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PhantasmalApocalypse Crew
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:30 pm
Now those are some funny as jokes.......
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:55 pm
I KNOW HAHAHAH
P.S. UR a dik face!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:00 pm
go suck a d**k b***h..... i will kick ur wanna be bad a**. HEHEHEHE
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:00 pm
hahahhah whatever wanna be varsity
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:05 pm
i will be my junior year b***h..... ill kick your a** to..... wanna be football player
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