Journal

[karuselo]

Day 97

Journal, I don't know what to think! The entire Kingdom ( which is really a Queendom ) appears to be completely void of the insane. Has Saccharine brought the diabetic-acolypse down upon the inhabitants of this glorious land as punishment for their non-worship?

It's been so long since I've seen anyone in here.
It's been horrible, having to survive with only my wits. And a ukulele. And an entire warehouse full of multi color toe socks. Almost out of those socks now. Most of them eaten, wore a few pairs here and there.

Hoping to find some sign of life out there.

Karuselo

PS- I changed my name for safety reasons. OH, and I ate the other 95 pages. ( I know, there were 96 other pages... Well, one of them was the napkin I used to wipe my mouth after eating the other pages. Then I folded it into a paper air plane, and flew around on it. I'm quite the pilot, as it turns out ).  

[karuselo]

Day 98

Searched the entire dungeon for life.
Found only mutated coffee cakes running about, feeding on stray granules of sugar. Ate the cakes. Set out more sugar as bait. Getting very thin now from not eating much, ran out of food stores here long ago.

I wrote about the food shortage some pages ago... but ate the journal pages containing that information out of desperate hunger.

Will continue the hunt- I mean, search - for life in the Kingdom. ( Queendom )

Karuselo  

[karuselo]

Day 106

Was lost for several days in the wheelbarrow of holding. Found many left shoes there to eat. Ate them. Pooping rubber painful. Shoelaces caused friction burns.

Found Nyte2u in the ghost town thread!!! Was most exciting. Lost more pages of journal in all the excitement.

Have begun dipping into the sacred sugar stash of Saccharine's temple. Hoping not to incur her glycemic rage.

Karuselo  

[karuselo]

Day..... Um.... ninja


Journal was hiding under a rock for several days.
Have not been able to find Nyte2u again since he vanished with an armload of paperclips.