The red chair

[GoldenFraggle]

Rattlesnakes are found in the Pine Barrens and one such rattlesnake crawls up your leg. While you scream and do a crazy dance trying to get the snake off you I grab the chair and toss it into a deep murky cranberry bog !  

[KBiT]

Digging into the wall of the bottomless pit I eventually dig into the bottom of a cranberry bog; draining it out and finding the red chair, whooping at my success I take the chair and wave down a passing vehicle  

[Slaasher]

a speeding semi-truck plows into you and with me driving it and I grab the chair  

[GoldenFraggle]

..Suddenly you hear 4 big "POP....HISSSSS" kind of sounds coming from your tires. As you go to examine what caused the flats and stare in shock at all the nails, tacks & broken glass in the road (and wonder who put them there...heh heh) I grab the chair out of your truck run off into the woods with it and toss it into a cave rumoured to be inhabited by a bear !  

[KBiT]

Unfortunately for you; said bear had earlier been killed and skinned by me so I could use his cave to recover from being mercilessly run down.
Once again providence shines its light upon me and delivers the chair into my hands.
It makes a good pedestal for the bears skull  

[Slaasher]

but then the bear comes back to life, for some reason only taking the chair with him I come across the undead bear, and give him a salmon for the chair  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately for you our undead bear had a mate who is very much alive and she's HUNGRY !!!! She pounces on both you and the salmon !! I sneak off with the chair and leave it in a cabin inhabited by some particularly ornery trigger-happy redneck types !