The red chair

[dgfhjkjhf]

I saw this crazy game on another forum, and it was pretty fun. The game is about this red chair, that everybody wants, and you have to get it no matter what it takes. Only your imagination sets the limits. So you just post what you're doing to get the chair. Here's an example:

Person 1: *sends Edward Cullen after you, steals the chair*
Person 2: *distracts you with a cookie, steals the chair, and flys it to the moon*
Person 3: *takes Rena's hatchet, flys to the moon and cuts your legs off, before stealing the chair and taking it to my secret base*

Yeah, basically that's it. It's a crazy game, but it's fun! I'll start. :3

*buys the chair, takes it home and sits in it.*  

[Zinigeist101]

*stabs in the back with tentacle and steals the chair; runs off with it*  

[Sei Tsubasa]

*goes all Nightwing on your a** with mah metal sticks, steals chair, and hides it in a tree*  

[dgfhjkjhf]

*uses my secret ninja powahhs to find the chair. Chops down the tree and runs off to my dreamland with it*  

[Zinigeist101]

Enters your dreamland while you are sleeping and quietly steals the chair and sells it on eBay to some random person for 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000k. Then goes to their house and steals the chair back again. Jumps deep into ocean with it.  

[Garynook]

Does a Shin Shun Goku Satsu at you and rolls away on the chair.  

[CresentMoon14]

Sends and army of lemon butter cookies to distract you while I sneak away with the red chair  

[dgfhjkjhf]

*tells you that your favorite show is on tv so you run off to watch it and flys up to a mountain with the chair.*  

[The Uchiha Soul]

finds chair, takes it, and eats it. lol  

[Cerebral Perception]

*beats chair out of you, then ties explosives to it* COME ANY CLOSER AND THE CHAIR DIES!!!  

[CresentMoon14]

Hold your mobile phone over the sea "I DARE YOU!!!" *throws phone and you try to catch it* runs away with the chair and starts sun baking with in in hawaii  

[xXDeadly_Punk_princessXx]

*knocks you over the head with the baseball bat and calls a cab to transport the chair into her flat in Malibu*
geez how do you run with a chair ? XD  

[Garynook]

-flies over you with a Zeppelin and draws in the chair with a grappling hook-
Oops zat vas not mine. redface  

[Cerebral Perception]

*goes to top secret government facility to get tested on* now I can teleport. ^-^ *teleports in, grabs chair, teleports to a different top secret government facility, launches nuclear warhead at zepplin* TRY AND RETURN FROM THAT!! THE CHAIR IS MINE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!  

[CresentMoon14]

*Is in disguise as a scientist at same top secret government facility, sneaks up while jaxcam is laughing evilly, steals the chair and runs to the Sahara Desert and half hides in the sand dune with this...

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... guarding it.