The red chair

[Cerebral Perception]

*has my pet sewer gator retrieve it for me*  

[KBiT]

*Wrestles the gator bare-handed and the chair floats away*  

[fire axel 08]

steals the chair from some red chair hobo that wrestles gators in the sewer.
takes it to the cleaners.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Appearify! *appearifies it after the cleaners are done cleaning*  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

*kicks person away from the chair*  

[fire axel 08]

cuts a hole in the floor and after the house falls away i hop up on that little circle and take that chair.  

[KBiT]

*shines a light at the chair; tricking the occupant to thinkings its the sun and run away*
My chair now  

[Cerebral Perception]

*appearifies* Mine! *sells on the black market*  

[KBiT]

*Crashes black market; spouting nonsense about suspected terrorist financing, and seizes chair*  

[GoldenFraggle]

Has 3 large department store Santas simultaneously bodyslam you ! Takes chair to a woodshop has chair whittled into a little red choo-choo train and mails it to a random Swedish orphan for a Christmas gift !  

[KBiT]

*Realises he'll never get the red chair so goes to a furniture store and buys a cheap copy*  

[GoldenFraggle]

Goes whizzing past you on a motorized sleigh and grabs the cheap copy ! Takes the cheap copy to the same woodshop and has it whittled into a picture frame and then gives it to my neighbour down the street for a Christmas gift !  

[KBiT]

*Rages out; buys a normal chair and paints it red with the blood of the wood workers*
Ha!
*Chair is locked in police evidence warehouse following the mass murder trial*  

[fire axel 08]

finds the red choochoo and reverses time on it allowing the red chair to be as it was. then sends it to Sal Tuscany.  

[jhanez]

goes to Sal Tuscany and steals chair and bring it to the underworld with me twisted