I have stalkers on zOMG. It seems every step I take, someone wants me. Uuuuugh.
Anyways, yeah. I was in the Lake a few days ago, when someone shouted, 'derib'. I'm guessing they meant 'defib'. But knowing me, you bet I joked about it. So, I shouted back to her...
*takes out your ribs*
You bet she got offended by that and began calling me names. But I was actually using logic...