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Kevin: -Carefully peeks out from behind a tree in a paranoid manner since he has left the 10ft safe zone around his house, so he is now basically unsafe since his killer can now get him- ...

Syd: -yawns, out for a random little walk-

Kevin: -Hides back behind the tree- Who are you!?

Syd: -shoves his hands in his pocket and stares at the tree- Who're you?

Kevin: Oh, I'd much rather you introduce yourself first since you asked and all. Then maybe we can have a light conversation with some tea. Maybe some finger sandwiches, dessert, a light drink after. You know, play a little Parcheesi, maybe some bridge, chess, whatever you are in the mood for. Then, we could sit around looking at the stars and talk about the balance of the universe, the meaning of life and stocks.

Syd: -blinks, and raises a brow- Oh, really? That does sound rather nice. -leans up against the tree and smirks- Wull, my name is Sydney. What's yours?

Kevin: -Blinks and drops his head as he curses his current state of paranoia. Peeks out from behind the Tree- ...Hi Sydney...

Syd: Hullo Kevin. -frowns- You alright?

Kevin: Yeah yeah, I'm as high and happy as a b***h in heat, No no! I'm not alright! He could be after me! -falls to the ground-

Sydney: -flicks an ear and looks around- I don't see anyone but us, I'm sure your fine.

Kevin: -Looks up at Sydney and twitches. Whispers- Of course not. He is a freakin monster from the after life, a ghost!


Sydney: -raises a brow- Maybe you should go home? And rest?

Kevin: ... -glares- You think I'm insane, don't you? -Slowly rises to his feet and points at Syd- Well you know what, You have not seen insane on the levels I have seen them and been to!

Syd: I don't think you're insane. In fact I know exactly how you feel, to have some murderous invisible stalker watching your every move? Kevin, I believe I've seen such a level of insanity.

Kevin: Try seeing the insanity you see in prison and being a class A "patient" in an insane asylum. It is not pretty, nor is it fun. And what, you have one too?

Syd: Well, I've never been committed, but, I've been in prison. And yes. She's a scary little girl. You can't see her?

Kevin: -Looks around- ...I don't see anyone out here but you and me,

Syd: -looks behind him and points to a group of trees- She's right there. Between the trees. -shrugs- It makes me sound crazy, but so far Calum is the only one who can see her, other than me, of course.

Kevin: -Shakes his head- Nope. Maybe he can see her since he is so close to you and she allows it?

Syd: Maybe. But I think she's a little jealous of him, so maybe she just wants to scare him.

Kevin: I don't know what is worse; having a psychopathic demon ghost from hell trying to do everything he can to kill you and make you miserable, or having a psychopathic jealous "love".

Sydney: We'll say their equal? -shakes his head- Maybe she's just a hallucination, but...well... -frowns-

Kevin: I suppose. -Sighs- I wonder why it happened to be of all people. What the hell did I do to him?

Syd: Maybe he just decided that...he liked you.

Kevin: -Blinks and looks at Syd like he is mad crazy. Slowly nods- Yeah, yeah, cause you know it is true love when the man who loves you skips universes to track you down, try to drown you, gains and body and tries to gut you with a scalpel. That is true undeniable white hot pig sex love right there.

Syd: -frowns- Think about it. If he kills you, and he's already dead, you could join him in the afterlife. -shrugs- It's just a theory, though.

Kevin: ...But I don't want to join him in the after life! I have a living breathing husband and kids whom I love with all my heart! I hate him! I hate him and fear him with every fiber of my living breathing body!

Syd: -sighs- So do I, but it doesn't stop her. -thinks- I don't know what to tell you.

Kevin: You can tell me the Ghost Busters are real... I already have my monk of a husband doing what he can to help. He cleaned our place with holy water and planted holy herbs or something around our house that made it go my ghostly killer can't come with in 10ft of our place.

Syd: Hm...maybe you ought to plant those...holy herbs...in certain places in namiah, places that you enjoy going. That way, you'd be safe there, right?


Kevin: Well...I would be...I can't since...I'm not really a monk and..I'm scared for my life when I leave the 10ft limit.

Syd: Hm...you could always carry some with you? Like holy water and, well, whatever else you'd need.

Kevin: I don't know if I should do that..

Syd: Why not?

Kevin: I'd...still freak out when I see him, drop it and run off screaming.

Syd: Put it in your pocket, or carry it in some hands-free manner? That way it's still on you, unless you spontaneously decide to strip. -accidentally thinks about that more than he should-

Kevin: Why don't you do it for your ghost problem?

Syd: Because I'm a masochist.

Kevin: Oh...well..-fidgets- That's nice.

Syd: -ears drop- It's not something I'm proud of. -sulks a bit-

Kevin: Everyone has something they are not proud of Syd.

Syd: -sighs- I know, it's just...ridiculously depressing. It causes so many problems. I've nearly destroyed my relationship with Calum several times.

Kevin: -Frowns- ..Do you mind saying what happened?

Syd: Well... -fidgets nervously- I told him I hated him once, and I never wanted to see his face...but it wasn't me! I'm pretty sure that, -sighs- Dreville possessed me or something. Anyways, he ran away and I was pretty sure it was all over. I hadn't seen him around for a week or so, when I decided to get drunk, and, uhm, off myself. But it was a full moon and he found me and then the next morning we got married.

Kevin: Wow..atleast thing are better now, right? I remember something I did to Ryo that I regreted. I never thought he would forgive me, but he did and...I still think I didn't deserve it..

Syd: -looks around- I'd like to think so...but I think I'm stressing him out. We got in a pretty big fight last week. -blinks- Oh?

Kevin: -Nods- ... I um...got drunk and...slept with someone else...

Syd: Oh...my... -blinks- I suppose we're lucky that our huspands are nice as they are.

Kevin: -Frowns- Yeah, I still....really regret it..but I'm happy he forgave me. I felt terrible when I told him and that I did that..

Syd: I've...slept with... -stops- No, you don't want to know that. -shakes his head-

Kevin: -Blinks- ..If you say so.

Syd: Really...it's foul. -twitches-