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Usually I don't say half of the crazy s**t I think about. Tonight was one of the rare times I actually said what I was thinking.

I was telling Lisa, the waitress, that my thumb hurt. She told me I have repetitive potato peeling syndrome. So I told the boss man I needed workers comp. He told me they don't pay out for repetitive injuries.

So then I got to thinking....
I asked Pat what would happen if a prostitute was you know, doing her job and she got AIDS.
Pat said he would imagine that she would get workers comp. for it if she's working in a state where prostitution is legal.

So then I asked him if a prostitute gets pregnant while hooking will workers comp. pay for an abortion. He said he had no clue.
So I go, I'll ask Lisa. She'll know.
At that moment Lisa walked in the door and was like, what are you asking me?

So I asked her if a hooker gets pregnant while hooking will workers comp pay for the abortion.
Lisa started yelling, How the hell should I know? I'm not a whore.
So I told her I wasn't calling her a whore. I was just asking.
So she told me I was calling a whore again.

Then our bartender came in to see what was going on. I asked her the same question and she goes, where do you come up with these things. You are crazy! And she walked out without answering my question.

So, dear guild, if a prostitute gets pregnant while hooking in a state where prostitution is legal do you think workers comp would pay for the abortion?