Modified trail journal as I went.
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March 1, 1848
We started down the trail with:
20 oxen
10 sets of clothing
1000 bullets
3 wagon wheels
3 wagon axles
3 wagon tongues
500 pounds of food
We will now travel at a more grueling pace.
March 3, 1848
We have arrived at the Kansas River Crossing.
March 4, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.
March 6, 1848
We have arrived at the Big Blue River Crossing.
March 7, 1848
The wagon tipped over while floating. We lost:
Shoy (drowned)
Ash (drowned)
Hirun has lost the will to continue to Oregon.
March 8, 1848
Turtle and Chi convince Hirun that if they don't go to Oregon, they will be eaten by velociraptors.
March 10, 1848
We have reluctantly reached Fort Kearney.
Independence Hall has been consumed.
March 14, 1848
We have reached Chimney Rock.
The resistance has asked Chi to stay, but Chi refused.
We are not sure who our allies are.
March 15, 1848
We have reached Fort Laramie.
March 16, 1848
We found an abandoned wagon filled with eaten bodies, but there were no supplies to be scavenged.
There is a pack of velociraptors nearby.
We must tread carefully.
March 18, 1848
Chi has cholera.
March 19, 1848
We have reached Independence Rock.
There is no signs of life.
We continue on.
March 22, 1848
We have arrived at the South Pass.
March 24, 1848
We shot 1731 pounds of velociraptor meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
March 25, 1848
A nearby heard of velociraptors delayed us 1 day.
March 27, 1848
Chi is well again. Turtle threw a party to celebrate.
March 28, 1848
We have arrived at the Green River Crossing.
March 29, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.
A nearby wagon is seen overturned. It seems they're all dead.
March 30, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.
April 2, 1848
We found an abandoned wagon containing:
33 bullets
5 bodies
April 4, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.
Chi is thinking the fog is out to get us.
April 5, 1848
We have reached Soda Springs.
We are annoyed to find out it is not really made of soda.
Turtle would have enjoyed some pepsi.
April 7, 1848
We have reached Fort Hall.
Fort is inside. He has a gun.
ATTK / BAG / PKMN / RUN
RUN -> Wagon fled!
April 9, 1848
We lost 5 pounds of food due to spoilage.
Hirun forgot he left it out while cooking.
April 10, 1848
We lost 4 pounds of food due to spoilage.
There was more than just cooking.
April 11, 1848
Broken wagon tongue.
We couldn't fix the wagon tongue, but we replaced it from supplies.
April 13, 1848
We lost 1 pound of food due to spoilage.
Rats! Spoiled again!
We have arrived at the Snake River Crossing.
Get these god damn snakes off my god damn river.
April 14, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.
Turtle and Chi are relieved.
April 16, 1848
We see a grave near the trail. It reads:
Meru - I really thought we'd make it this time.
Turtle pays her respects, and Chi leaves a flower.
Hirun accidentally steps on the grave and is cursed.
April 17, 1848
We have reached Fort Boise.
The velociraptors are not far behind.
We must make haste.
April 19, 1848
Turtle has a broken arm.
This is not good.
We decided to rest for 5 days.
April 25, 1848
Turtle died of weasles.
The furry bastards flipped the ******** out.
All over Turtle.
Chi kept crying for her Aneki.
Hirun is waiting for a GAR moment.
April 28, 1848
We have arrived at the Teppelin Gourge.
Chi suddenly shouted "GATTAI" and jumped on top of the wagon.
Hirun think she may have something.
Chi is staying on the top of the wagon.
Hirun will be bringing her food to her.
April 30, 1848
We are surrounded by velociraptors.
The future looks blea--- What?
THE WAGON BECAME A GANMEN.
Gurren Wagonn killed 8 velociraptors, leaving 1239 pounds of meat.
We were able to carry back only 200 pounds of it.
She is no longer crying, and believes in herself.
May 1, 1848
An ox is sick. We don't know what to don
Chi suggests leaving it, but it seems well enough to walk.
We found a box with a young boy inside, but Chi said he was ugly so we left him.
The Dai-Wagonn is in our way, so we had to avoid it.
We took the wrong trail trying to avoid Dai-Wagonn and lost 4 days.
May 3, 1848
We found some wild fruit.
Chi made some jam.
May 5, 1848
An ox died. It was devoured in one bite.
We must continue on.
May 6, 1848
We have reached The Great Kamina Wall.
We are almost to Kamina City.
Chi gives tears of joy.
May 7, 1848
Chi and I have arrived at Kamina City.
I decide to stop refering to myself in the third person.
The Great Kamina Wall protects from all velociraptors.
June 28, 1856
Chi is married to Ain. She makes babies all over his face.
I have written a book. I call it Tenga Toppa Gurren Wagonn.
I live on royalties.
AWESOMETRAIL -Journal Complete-
We started down the trail with:
20 oxen
10 sets of clothing
1000 bullets
3 wagon wheels
3 wagon axles
3 wagon tongues
500 pounds of food
We will now travel at a more grueling pace.
March 3, 1848
We have arrived at the Kansas River Crossing.
March 4, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.
March 6, 1848
We have arrived at the Big Blue River Crossing.
March 7, 1848
The wagon tipped over while floating. We lost:
Shoy (drowned)
Ash (drowned)
Hirun has lost the will to continue to Oregon.
March 8, 1848
Turtle and Chi convince Hirun that if they don't go to Oregon, they will be eaten by velociraptors.
March 10, 1848
We have reluctantly reached Fort Kearney.
Independence Hall has been consumed.
March 14, 1848
We have reached Chimney Rock.
The resistance has asked Chi to stay, but Chi refused.
We are not sure who our allies are.
March 15, 1848
We have reached Fort Laramie.
March 16, 1848
We found an abandoned wagon filled with eaten bodies, but there were no supplies to be scavenged.
There is a pack of velociraptors nearby.
We must tread carefully.
March 18, 1848
Chi has cholera.
March 19, 1848
We have reached Independence Rock.
There is no signs of life.
We continue on.
March 22, 1848
We have arrived at the South Pass.
March 24, 1848
We shot 1731 pounds of velociraptor meat but were able to carry back only 200 pounds of meat.
March 25, 1848
A nearby heard of velociraptors delayed us 1 day.
March 27, 1848
Chi is well again. Turtle threw a party to celebrate.
March 28, 1848
We have arrived at the Green River Crossing.
March 29, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.
A nearby wagon is seen overturned. It seems they're all dead.
March 30, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.
April 2, 1848
We found an abandoned wagon containing:
33 bullets
5 bodies
April 4, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.
Chi is thinking the fog is out to get us.
April 5, 1848
We have reached Soda Springs.
We are annoyed to find out it is not really made of soda.
Turtle would have enjoyed some pepsi.
April 7, 1848
We have reached Fort Hall.
Fort is inside. He has a gun.
ATTK / BAG / PKMN / RUN
RUN -> Wagon fled!
April 9, 1848
We lost 5 pounds of food due to spoilage.
Hirun forgot he left it out while cooking.
April 10, 1848
We lost 4 pounds of food due to spoilage.
There was more than just cooking.
April 11, 1848
Broken wagon tongue.
We couldn't fix the wagon tongue, but we replaced it from supplies.
April 13, 1848
We lost 1 pound of food due to spoilage.
Rats! Spoiled again!
We have arrived at the Snake River Crossing.
Get these god damn snakes off my god damn river.
April 14, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.
Turtle and Chi are relieved.
April 16, 1848
We see a grave near the trail. It reads:
Meru - I really thought we'd make it this time.
Turtle pays her respects, and Chi leaves a flower.
Hirun accidentally steps on the grave and is cursed.
April 17, 1848
We have reached Fort Boise.
The velociraptors are not far behind.
We must make haste.
April 19, 1848
Turtle has a broken arm.
This is not good.
We decided to rest for 5 days.
April 25, 1848
Turtle died of weasles.
The furry bastards flipped the ******** out.
All over Turtle.
Chi kept crying for her Aneki.
Hirun is waiting for a GAR moment.
April 28, 1848
We have arrived at the Teppelin Gourge.
Chi suddenly shouted "GATTAI" and jumped on top of the wagon.
Hirun think she may have something.
Chi is staying on the top of the wagon.
Hirun will be bringing her food to her.
April 30, 1848
We are surrounded by velociraptors.
The future looks blea--- What?
THE WAGON BECAME A GANMEN.
Gurren Wagonn killed 8 velociraptors, leaving 1239 pounds of meat.
We were able to carry back only 200 pounds of it.
She is no longer crying, and believes in herself.
May 1, 1848
An ox is sick. We don't know what to don
Chi suggests leaving it, but it seems well enough to walk.
We found a box with a young boy inside, but Chi said he was ugly so we left him.
The Dai-Wagonn is in our way, so we had to avoid it.
We took the wrong trail trying to avoid Dai-Wagonn and lost 4 days.
May 3, 1848
We found some wild fruit.
Chi made some jam.
May 5, 1848
An ox died. It was devoured in one bite.
We must continue on.
May 6, 1848
We have reached The Great Kamina Wall.
We are almost to Kamina City.
Chi gives tears of joy.
May 7, 1848
Chi and I have arrived at Kamina City.
I decide to stop refering to myself in the third person.
The Great Kamina Wall protects from all velociraptors.
June 28, 1856
Chi is married to Ain. She makes babies all over his face.
I have written a book. I call it Tenga Toppa Gurren Wagonn.
I live on royalties.
AWESOMETRAIL -Journal Complete-
