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I have a psyche evaluation in the first week of next month. In other words, THEY GONNA SEE HOW CRAZY I ******** AM TO SEE WHAT THEY CAN ******** DO WITH ME.

Now, if I act myself, they could see I'm to crazy, even though I'm not that dangerous. It could ******** me over BIG TIME. But if it's just the right amount of crazy, I can mooch off the state in an awesome way. But in fear that I might be to crazy I should try to keep the crazies down, and then it might be that they don't think I'm crazy enough to mooch off of tax payer's dollars.

I don't know what's the right amount of crazy. Not like I have a switch to lower the amount of crazy without pretending not to be crazy and ******** myself over with the crazies. crying

tl;dr- DEPENDING ON HOW ******** CRAZY I AM THAT DAY I COULD ******** MYSELF OVER. HAAAAAAAAAALP.

Like I said in cc, I was literally going to take both. sweatdrop

The appointment was today. I think it went nicely.

"Do you ever have any paranoid thoughts?" "...Explain." "Like thinking people are out to get you, conspiracies... that sort of thing." "~squints eyes at her suspiciously~" "~she writes something down~"

"Ever have suicidal or homicidal thoughts?" "ALL THE DAMN TIME. Problem is I can't die without a cause or kill without a reason." "Oh?" "Yeah see, being the main character in my story, obviously, I can't die unless I have a cause, you know a good enough plot-line. However I've been stuck in side-stories and fillers so yeah, can't die."

"Have you ever smoked, drank alcohol, or done drugs?" "~laughs uncontrollably~" "....?" "Nope, never."

:'D I held back bringing up psychic meat, zombies, the apocalypse, and the parallel universe.