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Geekosaurus

PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:03 am


So on my skiller, I thought it would be about time for me to do some cooking, and I went out and did Cook's Assistant. Now I can understand the point of training cooking. More you cook the better at it your character gets and the less they burn, same thing with real life. But the 300 exp got me to level 4.

What do you get at that level? You learn to MAKE ******** CHOCOLATE MILK. Now, how ******** retarded does your character have to be for them to actually NEED experience to MAKE CHOCOLATE MILK? It's not like cooking actual food, all you ******** need is CHOCOLATE DUST AND MILK. Cooking SHRIMP is easier than making CHOCOLATE MILK for your character. "DURR DURR HOW DOES I STIR MILK?"

Not just that, but wearing armor. Defense on RS is pretty much Dexterity in every other game, so that being said does your character REALLY need to be better at DODGING to wear ARMOR? It reminded me of this.

Discuss; How retarded your character can be.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:36 pm


that you need better aim to use weapons? that you need woodcutting up to learn how to cut certain trees? you need fm up to know how to burn certain logs. oh this ones a winner....you need higher hunter to catch a 2 inch chinchompa when at like 30 you know how to catch a ******** lion thingy!

a forgotten death eater


Geekosaurus

PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:43 pm


a forgotten death eater
that you need better aim to use weapons? that you need woodcutting up to learn how to cut certain trees? you need fm up to know how to burn certain logs. oh this ones a winner....you need higher hunter to catch a 2 inch chinchompa when at like 30 you know how to catch a ******** lion thingy!


"OH s**t, I GOTTA KNOW HOW TO BURN s**t BETTER BEFORE I LEARN HOW TO LITE THIS KIND OF WOOD ON FIRE, INSTEAD OF JUST PUTTING A ******** LIT MATCH ON IT. SINCE WE ALL KNOW FIRE ON WOOD DOESN'T BURN UNLESS YOU'VE BURNED LIKE 10 THOUSAND OF THIS OTHER KIND OF WOOD."

xp
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:42 pm


Oh god.....what about those constant and repetitive agility failures during training and quests?

Like, failing the same damn thing 10 times over....you'd think the character would learn like, after the first two failures that slipping off the log is not the way to cross the chasm, but noooooo!!
You have to fall 10 TIMES IN A ROW!!!! :@@@

Kail Ritsuka


Alec Eifel

PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:48 pm


Range is a good example of this. Most of the bows look the same, just a different kind of wood, same with arrows except different tips. There really doesnt seem to be a difference in how you use them, so why have a higher lvl? Its all just different colored pixles.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:18 pm


fishing-"oh i gotta cage lobsters so i can learn to harpoon sharks"

a forgotten death eater


Ironclad Pen

PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:58 pm



sweatdrop Enough said.
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And the sad part? I actually think like that IRL once in a while. xp
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:11 pm


lizzardoffire16

sweatdrop Enough said.
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And the sad part? I actually think like that IRL once in a while. xp
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You and me both, just replace lobsters with something more Bombi-like.

Geekosaurus


Ironclad Pen

PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:02 pm


Bombi
lizzardoffire16

sweatdrop Enough said.
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And the sad part? I actually think like that IRL once in a while. xp
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You and me both, just replace lobsters with something more Bombi-like.


Henati maybe? xd
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:08 pm


lizzardoffire16
Bombi
lizzardoffire16

sweatdrop Enough said.
User Image
And the sad part? I actually think like that IRL once in a while. xp
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You and me both, just replace lobsters with something more Bombi-like.


Henati maybe? xd


Knowing Bombi......

.....that is thinking too small. XD

Kail Ritsuka


Ironclad Pen

PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:17 pm


Kail of the Shadow Flames
lizzardoffire16
Bombi
lizzardoffire16

sweatdrop Enough said.
User Image
And the sad part? I actually think like that IRL once in a while. xp
User Image


You and me both, just replace lobsters with something more Bombi-like.


Henati maybe? xd


Knowing Bombi......

.....that is thinking too small. XD


I didn't want to be banned from Gaia for inappropriate content?

Though....

Quote:
Hmm tasty henati. Gah! I'm thinking about something.
Stop thinking about henati. Pink henati. Big henati.
Henati with wings. Wings? Henatis don't have wings.
ARRGH. I can't do this.

rofl It's the epic Mad Lib!
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:19 pm


lizzardoffire16
Kail of the Shadow Flames
lizzardoffire16
Bombi
lizzardoffire16

sweatdrop Enough said.
User Image
And the sad part? I actually think like that IRL once in a while. xp
User Image


You and me both, just replace lobsters with something more Bombi-like.


Henati maybe? xd


Knowing Bombi......

.....that is thinking too small. XD


I didn't want to be banned from Gaia for inappropriate content?

Though....

Quote:
Hmm tasty henati. Gah! I'm thinking about something.
Stop thinking about henati. Pink henati. Big henati.
Henati with wings. Wings? Henatis don't have wings.
ARRGH. I can't do this.

rofl It's the epic Mad Lib!



Hmm tasty Zombies. Gah! I'm thinking about something.
Stop thinking about Zombies. Pink Zombies. Big Zombies.
Zombies with wings. Wings? Zombies don't have wings.
ARRGH. I can't do this.


- I think Panda would work nicely with this as well. XD

Kail Ritsuka


The Snarfy
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Noob

PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:27 pm


~~

Oh boy. I leanred how to catch Red Chinchompa. surprised heart (1.5% to 99 at that point)

From catching the same ******** animal my whole hunter time, I've totally learn lots about hutner to be able to do everything in that skill.

~~

I dun think from catching 33k Red Chins I would be able to hunt the other things I'm able to.

Maybe that's why I never do...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:57 pm


You have to look at this by a logistics format:

At level 4 cooking you can "finally" make Chocolate Milk.

At level 1 magic, you can cast a spell.

Obviously the RuneScape characters aren't advanced enough to make Chocolate Milk. I mean, they can cast spells, but they can't make milk.

~Hampy ;p

Miss Hampy


MrRyanzilla

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:05 pm


Well, my character can't stay on one account >.>
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