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 Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:40 pm
Ok, so I want to see how creative a list we can come up with, so just splurt stuff out - make it like a Foamy the squirrel rant if you want , just no swearing please.
Why is it no one EVER has to take a crap or pee in these games!?!
2 Years of traveling, no stopping mid venture to go to the restroom! With great power comes great bladders! I think not!
Also, they all must smell like dead foot wrapped in leathery burned bacon
no bathing...
except if you are female...
then you get a CS for it...
I know in all of this there ARE games that have it added, typically the Lunar series... but in general you have 99% (i am guesstimating) of games where you never have any of this happen.
Additions, anyone?
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:53 pm
Change their clothes ._.
Never. They're always wearing the same clothes even when there is a store like - two minutes away. >.>
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:54 pm
the good guy never has a bad hair day scream
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:58 pm
Saiku the Vampire the good guy never has a bad hair day scream LMAO good point... they get out of the water and their hair defies gravity again, thus i am adding to that, hope you do not mind They never have to comb their hair when getting out of water - again, exceptions for female adventurers as apparently brushing hair is a need for a female. Guys just have perfect hair in the game world. Sprayed down with weather protectant for leather i guess. And heya Saiku biggrin It is the Balthier that PMed you yesterday ^^
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:03 pm
oh.... your that guy. >_< i deleted the email by accident i was clearing all my PMs. how are you doin?
oh and btw.
the girls... they must have all hit menopause already or something because you never hear about that...you know. they would definatly need to use the restroom. plus if it's a vampire series would they smell the blood?
(sorry if its a little graphic but it's ALWAYS bugged me)
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:05 pm
They have an infinite amount of stamina! They run EVERYWHERE and never get short of breath. razz
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:08 pm
Where does all the equippment go??? O.o They either have endless pockets,a stalking caravan,or .....nvm xD
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:14 pm
no cloud... it's very simple. they have the marry popins purse. blaugh
lol
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:15 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:18 pm
Never clean their bloody weapons! They'll rust!
"And that's a real waste."
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:19 pm
Or Felix the cat's magic bag.
Where do all the other party members go? They all walk behind the main character and disappear but where did they go? Only one place I can think. And in my opinion THAT is the true definition of a HERO! Fitting an entire group of battle-clad adventurers up and in there with their weapons and equipment in tow.
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:21 pm
They are never wrong!
Whenever they tend to assume something - they're right! Think about it! @_@ It's crazy!
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:46 pm
whenever a map is needed , one is supplied. no cartography.
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:52 pm
There is never a gas crisis in any game EXCEPT Final Fantasy 8. Like what the hell is powering all those air ships? This is especially true in Grand Theft Auto.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:30 am
they always die bt come back to life (if you play legend of zelda twillightprincess, you will know what i mean)
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