Heres the example I submitted:
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I live in a fairly small city, at least its small compared to many of the metropolis' across the country, despite the fact that it is the largest city in my state. A few months ago there was a bar fight between a local and an actor who happened to be visiting the state on a hunting trip. The fight had something to do with the actor, the guy who happened to play the Juggernaut in the X-men movies, wanting to join in a game of pool. Now nobody is quite sure who threw the first punch, but the local ended up breaking a beer glass on the actors head, and due to the actors violent history the other man was acquitted of the charges.
Of course thats not the end of this interesting story, in fact its just the beginning. About a month after the fight I was reading the newspaper and lo and behold the local's name was in the paper again, this time it was for some completely different charges. It appeared that this genius had been dealing some drugs, because when the police served their search warrant they found 90-something pounds of marijuana in his apartment. Apparently he had been caught because he was having marijuana delivered to him via FedEx. On top of that he also might be in this country illegally.
The moral of the story is not to be stupid enough to ship drugs to your house and get in fights with actors when you know your going to get deported back to whatever country you came from. This man has taken himself out of the "Freedom" pool, because I know many people who have experienced the lack of freedom while in jail. This guy is likely going to be locked up for twenty plus years
Of course thats not the end of this interesting story, in fact its just the beginning. About a month after the fight I was reading the newspaper and lo and behold the local's name was in the paper again, this time it was for some completely different charges. It appeared that this genius had been dealing some drugs, because when the police served their search warrant they found 90-something pounds of marijuana in his apartment. Apparently he had been caught because he was having marijuana delivered to him via FedEx. On top of that he also might be in this country illegally.
The moral of the story is not to be stupid enough to ship drugs to your house and get in fights with actors when you know your going to get deported back to whatever country you came from. This man has taken himself out of the "Freedom" pool, because I know many people who have experienced the lack of freedom while in jail. This guy is likely going to be locked up for twenty plus years
ANyways I thought it would be fun to talk about either the stupid people on the net, or the real Darwn awards (where somebody has literally taken themselves out of the gene pool... most of the people died while doing this, some just managed to prevent their reproduction)
