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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:04 pm
Proof.
Way back in the sixties there was a fly white guy goin' by the name of Jesus. He liked to smoke a bong, and chill with his pals. But one day, a "female" got all up in his hizzouse and he raped a b***h. A few weeks later she told him she was pregnant. Ofcourse, Jesus being the nice guy he was, he said he'd father it. But Jesus was mighty pissed. WHo the ******** want's a kid? He wanted one of those cool "dogs". So when the kid pops out he named him God, which is Dog beckwards, just because dogs are so sick.
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:11 pm
That was ******** retarded.
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NightmareAfterChristmas Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:13 pm
NightmareAfterChristmas That was ******** retarded. No s**t.
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:45 pm
Dark_Kaioshin NightmareAfterChristmas That was ******** retarded. No s**t.Sherlock.
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NightmareAfterChristmas Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:46 pm
NightmareAfterChristmas Dark_Kaioshin NightmareAfterChristmas That was ******** retarded. No s**t.Sherlock. Holmes.
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:53 pm
Dark_Kaioshin NightmareAfterChristmas Dark_Kaioshin NightmareAfterChristmas That was ******** retarded. No s**t.Sherlock. Holmes.Watson, fetch me a tissue, I got blood on my magnifing glass again.
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NightmareAfterChristmas Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:53 pm
NightmareAfterChristmas That was ******** retarded. I have to agree with what Nightmare said. lol
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:55 pm
Jesus Christ!! Oh God!! That was so not funny, even though i have to questing God at times...
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:58 pm
Wow...
While this proves God exists, I think the Catholics may be a bit dissapointed. rofl
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:05 pm
God got Mary pregnant with his "Shaft of Light".
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:49 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:28 pm
I don't even know if i believe in God......I just don't know.....
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NightmareAfterChristmas Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:34 pm
condemned_anubis I don't even know if i believe in God......I just don't know..... I don't care, and I'm sure nobody else does either. : O God, I'm such an a**.
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:37 pm
NightmareAfterChristmas condemned_anubis I don't even know if i believe in God......I just don't know..... I don't care, and I'm sure nobody else does either. : O God, I'm such an a**. Eew. Pun.
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