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Dark_Kaioshin

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:04 pm


Proof.


Way back in the sixties there was a fly white guy goin' by the name of Jesus. He liked to smoke a bong, and chill with his pals. But one day, a "female" got all up in his hizzouse and he raped a b***h. A few weeks later she told him she was pregnant. Ofcourse, Jesus being the nice guy he was, he said he'd father it. But Jesus was mighty pissed. WHo the ******** want's a kid? He wanted one of those cool "dogs". So when the kid pops out he named him God, which is Dog beckwards, just because dogs are so sick.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:11 pm


That was ******** retarded.

NightmareAfterChristmas
Captain


Dark_Kaioshin

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:13 pm


NightmareAfterChristmas
That was ******** retarded.

No s**t.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:45 pm


Dark_Kaioshin
NightmareAfterChristmas
That was ******** retarded.

No s**t.

Sherlock.

NightmareAfterChristmas
Captain


Dark_Kaioshin

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:46 pm


NightmareAfterChristmas
Dark_Kaioshin
NightmareAfterChristmas
That was ******** retarded.

No s**t.

Sherlock.

Holmes.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:53 pm


Dark_Kaioshin
NightmareAfterChristmas
Dark_Kaioshin
NightmareAfterChristmas
That was ******** retarded.

No s**t.

Sherlock.

Holmes.

Watson, fetch me a tissue, I got blood on my magnifing glass again.

NightmareAfterChristmas
Captain


Kuronji K
Vice Captain

Aged Bloodsucker

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:53 pm


NightmareAfterChristmas
That was ******** retarded.


I have to agree with what Nightmare said. lol
PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:55 pm


Jesus Christ!! Oh God!! That was so not funny, even though i have to questing God at times...

condemned_anubis


The Cenobyte

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:58 pm


Wow...

While this proves God exists, I think the Catholics may be a bit dissapointed. rofl
PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:05 pm


God got Mary pregnant with his "Shaft of Light".

ninja

Ms. Piracy


be h!p

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:49 pm


Clever. surprised
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:28 pm


I don't even know if i believe in God......I just don't know.....

condemned_anubis


NightmareAfterChristmas
Captain

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:34 pm


condemned_anubis
I don't even know if i believe in God......I just don't know.....


I don't care, and I'm sure nobody else does either. : O

God, I'm such an a**.
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:37 pm


NightmareAfterChristmas
condemned_anubis
I don't even know if i believe in God......I just don't know.....


I don't care, and I'm sure nobody else does either. : O

God, I'm such an a**.


Eew.
Pun.

lndia

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