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 Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:48 pm
1. I am not allowed to treat the Harvest Sprites as hunting game.
2. Grant is not a weiner, even if Samantha does wear the pants in the relationship.
3. I am not allowed to sell my cows to the slaughterhouse.
4. I am not allowed to sell my horse to the glue factory.
5. Joe is not a pirate, nor is he an American butt-kisser for wearing stars and stripes.
6. Harvest Sprites are not babysitters.
7. I am not allowed to chop off the Harvest Goddess' wings and sell them to the highest bidder.
8. I am not allowed to sell the Harvest Goddess when she is made of stone and sell her to the highest bidder.
9. I am not allowed question the fact that while I do all the work in the dig site, Carter has the right to take all my good stuff and take all the credit for it.
10. I am also not allowed to question the fact that even though there are plenty of old farts to begin with, I am the first one to die after Nina.
11. I am not allowed to steal stuff from Van's store.
12. Jamie is not a he-she.
13. I am not allowed to hit the other contestants over the head so I can win the milk drinking competition.
14. I am not allowed to poison Vesta's vegtables so mine turn out better.
15. Marlin is not Elvis, even if he does have a pompador, and is on heart pills.
16. Gustafa does not have a stash.
17. I am not allowed to make a fish out of tin cans and pass it off as the magical legendary silver fish.
18. Everybody knows that Katie can't cook, but I am not allowed to tell her.
19. When trying to court Rick, Cliff is NOT your competition.
20. The mushrooms DO NOT get you high, just the ability to talk to small elves.
21. The grey Harvest Sprites behind the Harvest Goddess in MM are NOT the Beatles.
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:12 pm
I'm not allowed to think that if Luke takes his cap off, he'll probably end up looking like Sonic the Hedgehog. (Even though he already does..) >__O;
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:10 pm
23. In MM, Gray did NOT change his name to Blue because he's on the run from Mineral Town's non-existant cops.
24. Marlin, Gustafa, and Rock did not all meet eachother in a time warp before it spit them out in Forget-Me-Not Valley.
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:26 am
Haha, I liked the Beatles one. Whenever I went to the Harvest Goddess I would go, "Hey! John Lennon is alive!?"
They fooled me. razz
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:07 pm
25. Collecting all the music notes does not unlock a special Harvest Moon DDR. (That would be AWESOME! =O)
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:49 am
Ai Setsuna Belldandy 25. Collecting all the music notes does not unlock a special Harvest Moon DDR. (That would be AWESOME! =O) Would it? xD
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:53 pm
i'm not allowed to ask thomas if he really IS the Harvest King.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:53 pm
im not allowed to walk over a few weeds in order to reach the red flower in the woods in A Wonderful Life
im not allowed to wear the rubber boots i find when im fishing
im not allowed to throw chickens into the harvest goddess pond as an offering in Save the Homeland
Kurt isnt Sasuke in disguise
Kurt and Joe arent gay for each other... even though one gets jealous when i talk to the other one...
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:03 am
I'm not allowed to make anymore Brokeback Mountain references with Vaughn
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:35 am
[Homosexual Guitar] I'm not allowed to make anymore Brokeback Mountain references with Vaughn
- (TOT) I'm not allowed to substitute aluminum foil for silver as a present to Gil.
- (TOT) I'm not allowed to marry Gil AND Chase.
- (TOT) I'm not allowed to think of my first crush whenever I talk to Chase. Even if they both have awesome hair. And their names are the same.
- (RFF) I'm not allowed to question why no other males are ever in the bath house with me, when there is evidence multiple girls are over in their bath. Further, I'm not allowed to drag Erik along as compensation.
- (RFF) I'm not allowed to sleep in anyone's bed except mine. And even then I sleep for about 10 seconds and then wake up.
- (RFF) I'm not allowed to tell Danny his store supply is horrible.
- (RFF) I'm not allowed to marry Candy so I can make her control the Runeys for me.
- (RFF) I'm not allowed to believe I'm the magical pumpkin man while wearing the pumpkin mask and harvesting pumpkins.
- (RFF) I'm not allowed to explore south of the map because a wooden gate lower than my waist is there, yet I was allowed to break a rock 10x my size so Melody could have a bath house.
Yeah, too much Rune Factory Frontier.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:48 am
- (TOT) I'm not allowed to marry Jake or Cain.
- (TOT) I'm not allowed to think of Seymour (FFX) or Grell (Kuroshitsuji) when I see Julius.
- (RFF) I'm not allowed to believe Raguna is Misaki (Junjou Romantica) in disguise and then question where Usagi is.
- (RFF) I'm not allowed to spy on boys in the beach changing room.
I'm so lame.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:51 pm
26. Im not allowed to think Jin is a stern faced Woman
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