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Archie Saturn
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:41 am


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Welcome to the journal of Tek and Switch Gear. As is true of most journals, this one is private and should only be written in by Tek, Switch Gear, and their designated friends.

If you would like to house your own interplanetary criminal, please visit us at the ICRS.

Interplanetary Criminal's Name: Lionel Patterson aka nekoyasharules558
Crime: Repeated offending of illiterate newcomers via a public forum.

Date of Sentencing: 2/15/09
Guardian: Switch Gear (Enoh Love)
Stage: Kid
Gender: Male
Eye Color: Red
Hair Color: Black
Skin Color: Pale
Other Distinguishing Features: Fuzzy ears and tail, halo, one phoenix wing, one dragon wing, pointed teeth, sharp tongue.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:08 am


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Do these, and you'll be fine.
. Don't Flame. That is Tek's job .
. The only people who may post is Switch Gear (Enoh Love), Pales and Smerdle .
. Guardians may post, too .
. Common sense is yay .
. These may change at any time .

Table of Contents
. Archie's Post .
. You are Here .
. News Post .
. About Tek .
. About the Criminal .
. About Switch .
. The Family .
. The Friends .
. The Enemies .
. The Photo Gallery .
. The Home .
. About Enturneht .
. Reserved .
. Copyrights .


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Enoh Love


Enoh Love

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:13 am


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The General Timeline of things
February 8th, 2009: Lionel is sentenced to Gaia.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:14 am


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Me, the "Now" Edition


Name: Tek Gear
Goes by: Tektek, Baby
Age: Baby!
Landing Day: February 15th, 2009
Hair: Black, Strait
Eyes: Red
Skin: Pale
Height: ???
Weight: Baby-chub!

Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Distinguishing Features: Angel's halo, One Dragon and One Pheonix wing, furry gray wolf ears and tail, fangs, a literally sharp tongue.

Job: Mess making. Baby Things.
Hobbies: Screaming?
Likes: Being cuddled? We don't know much yet!
Dislikes: Baby food. Especially the pea kind.
Aspires to: Stay awake all day.
Short-term Goals: Figuring out wtf happened to him
Long-term Goals: Getting his adult body back, find a computer.

Personality: Tek is like any other baby in the way he sleeps most of the day and makes unusual noises. However, being a criminal, Tek is also very different from other babies; he still has his brains and his personality...he just doesn't have a solid way to communicate. He has taken a liking to Switch, but he still loves screaming for her attention and being a general pain in the a**.


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Enoh Love


Enoh Love

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:32 am


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This used to be me


Name: Lionel Patterson
Goes by: Lio, Neil, nekoyasharules558
Age: 23
Crime: Repeated offending of the illiterate new comers via a public forum.
Date of Birth: March 28th
Hair: Black, shaggy, unkempt
Eyes: Green
Skin: Pale, oily
Height:5'5"
Weight: Overweight

Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Distinguishing Features: Unkept appearance, useless fairy wings on his back.

Job: Record-keeper
Hobbies: Flaming n00bs, playing Videogames, surfing the interwebbings
Likes: Munchies, his laptop, his (few) friends
Dislikes: Pretty much Everything else. Especially hates broccoli and tomatoes.
Aspires to: Get the ******** out of Enturneht (Accomplished!)
Short-term Goals: None.
Long-term Goals: Educating the masses.

Personality: Lionel worked for the record-keeping company as soon as he was able to join the workforce. This had made him organized and efficient in all aspects of life outside of personal hygiene. His second favourite pastime was to visit a website, 4channel, and speak with his online friends from various parts of the planet. His first favourite pastime was targeting the newcomers to the boards and welcoming them in a way very few people were accustomed to; offensive and crude comments pointing out their obvious flaws. In front of a computer he had a sharp tongue; he was snide, conniving and downright cruel. While he had no powers to speak of, he was quite fond of role-playing on 4channel, though his characters were mostly realistic and if they were abstract they had a good, solid reasoning behind them. He hated characters what were outrageous and he made a point of tearing the characters apart, verbally.

While talking on private servers with friends however, Lionel was known to engage in chat speak and create crack characters based on the horrific designs of the people he tormented. He found great joy in it, though it was something he hated.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:57 am


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This is what is taking care of me

Name: Switch Gear
Goes by: Switch, "Hey You"
Age: 26
Date of Birth: September 9th
Family: Sarah Gear (Mother), Chris Gear (Father), Troy Gear (Eldest Brother), Sam Gear (2nd Older Brother), Lian Gear (3rd Older Brother), Kale (Housemate, ???), Xbalanque (Adopted Son, Curio)
Hair: Currently bright blue, shoulder-length and layered.
Eyes: Bright Green
Skin: Caucasian; somewhat tanned.
Height:5'4"
Weight: 115lbs

Piercings: None (That she will admit)
Tattoos: None (That she will admit)
Distinguishing Features: There isn't anything that makes her stand out, appearance-wise.

Job: Shopkeep for a Curio Shop
Hobbies: Sleeping, doodling. Mostly sleeping.
Likes: Sleeping. Kale. Sleeping with Kale (o mai!), Monotony.
Dislikes: Variables; Guardians from the Curio Shop (the ones that yelled at her or hurt their new charges, anyway), chocolate, spiders.
Aspires to: Lead a boring, clean life.
Short-term Goals: To not run away screaming.
Long-term Goals: To get over her shell-shock and lead a fulfilling life. Also to obliterate spiders.

Personality: Switch is a strange woman. Normally she is very timid, very meek, and rather quiet. But once something rubs her the wrong way, she can get a little...insane. When it involves her charges, Switch doesn't really care; well, she cares about their well being, and she cares whether or not they're hurting or driving her crazy, but she is very lax. When it involves the Children of other Guardians, mainly the ones that come from her Curiosities shop, she gets overly protective and has been known to slap or punch a horrible parent. When it involves Kale...she'll do anything, it seems. He is her weakness, and he's rather clueless about it.

History: Switch was born as the fourth and only girl child in the Gear family. Her parents, in their infinite wisdom, thought that naming their only daughter Switch would be a great idea; her naming was definitely one of their more cruel moments. The girl grew up fending off her three brothers while trying to stay somewhat feminine; a conquest that was given up on by her second year of highschool. She graduated with honors and went to University for Chemistry, and shortly after became a Lab Technician.

One day while mixing chemicals in her spare time, a coworker frightened her, causing her to mix two unstable components. It ended with an explosion, and though neither technician was hurt fatally, though there was massive damage to the building, they spent a few weeks in the hospital. Switch became somewhat shell-shocked from the incident, hating surprises and become much more of a panicking, worry-wart of a person. After great consideration she was fired for esthetic reasons and relocated to Durem.

She came across the Curio shop by accident; back then it was run by a woman named Marilyn Balcombe. It was there that Switch gained her first charge, Xbalanque; a boy from a Mayan Shaman Mask. From that point, her left began to change rapidly. She met Kale after she'd fallen and sprained her ankle, and after a trip to the hospital and a rather awkward conversation, Kale took up residence in her apartment. Just as family life started to get comfortable, Marilyn up and left, claiming Switch as her heir to the Balcombe Curiosities Shop. After a month of ignoring the shop, finally went back to it to fulfill Marilyn's wish; to keep the shop open and functional.


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Enoh Love


Enoh Love

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:05 am


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These are the live-ins


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Name: Switch Gear
a.k.a: Na, Mam
Age: 26
Relationship: Mother/Guardian
Race: Human
Personality: Shell-shocked.




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Name: Kale
a.k.a: ???
Age: ???
Relationship: ...Dunno? Father-figure? -Shrug-
Race: Escaped Experiment
Personality: Clueless. Will elaborate later!




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Name: Xbalanque (Shi-ba-lan-kay)
a.k.a: Kay
Age: Kid (Around 9-11)
Relationship: Older Brother
Race: Curio; came from a Mayan Shaman Mask
Personality: Extreme? Will elaborate later!


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:21 am


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This is my Crew
--Tek doesn't know anyone yet!--


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Enoh Love


Enoh Love

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:22 am


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These are the ignored
--Tek doesn't know anyone yet!--


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:36 am


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Pictures by nekoyasharules558
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Fun Snapshots

--None yet!--



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Enoh Love


Enoh Love

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:56 am


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The hell hole home sweet home

Switch used to live by herself in a two bedroom apartment in the downtown core of Durem. It wasn't anything extraordinary; it had one bathroom, one kitching, one dining area and a sitting room. The second bedroom was used as a storage room to hold the boxes that Switch was too lazy to unpack. However after aquiring Xbalanque, as well as Kale, her house mate, she was forced to relocate to a different apartment. She managed to get the second apartment in the same building as her first, and this time it had four bedrooms instead of two. There was no way she was going to share her room, nor was there any way she was giving up her storage room!

Like her first apartment, which only had the bare essentials, this new apartment is still relatively empty. Since the accident, Switch didn't really enjoy the thought of having too many things. Too many things meant more you would eventually lose, or more things that could go wrong. But thanks to both Kay and Kale, she has been forced to make the place more homey. Or rather, Kale unpacked some of her things while she was away and made it more homey without her permission.

The Bathroom looks like any normal bathroom with boring off-white walls and no decorations. The kitchen is off-yellow and has dishes, pots and utensil sets stored away in plain wooden cabinets and enough food in the fridge for the "family" to get by. The dining room is an off-blue and really only has a table with four chairs, and since Kale's arrival, a potted plant has mysteriously been found in the far corner. Her Bedroom is off-red, and only has her bed, her dresser, a small bookshelf and a computer desk; there is nothing out of place, there is nothing on the floors or on the walls, and her bed is always made. Kale's room is a mystery to her, as she makes a point of not venturing into it, and Kay's room is a complete and utter disaster. It looks like a mini-tornado ravaged the place, and so more often than not, his door is closed.

The entire apartment has hardwood floors, and Switch hasn't painted any room in the house; the colours that are there were from the previous owners. Needless to say, the house is generally devoid of any knicknacks that makes an apartment look more like a home, though a few things like random potted plants, some small figurines and throw rugs have appeared since Kale's moving in. The apartment is barely liveable as a home, but there are small changes appearing!


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:58 am


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The place that condemned me

The main function of the planet is record-keeping for the surrounding planets, and the vast majority of the populace find their income by keeping the records clean, organized and completely up to date every single day. Not every person on Enturneht works for the record-keepers, as there are still grocery stores to run and entertainment to create, but the vast majority does. The inhabitants are all rather nice and forgiving with a tendency to accept and educate those who may not be aware of what is going on or how things are run. It is considered a crime to be rude, and any hostile activity ranging from a comment to an action may be subject to legal actions.

Appearance-wise, the planet is very high tech and yet manages to keep monotone colours and favours various shades of gray. The inhabitants are all sorts of fairies in appearance only. Due to Enturneht's technology, its residents had lost all of their magical powers, and their wings have become useless, only there for show.


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Enoh Love


Enoh Love

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:00 pm


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:01 pm


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Enoh Love


Enoh Love

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:20 pm


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Maybe I don't hate you as much as I think I hate you.

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ICRS (c) Smerdle
Lionel's art (c) Smerdle
Tek's art (c) Smerdle
Lionel/Tek Concept (c) Enoh Love
Banners (c) Enoh Love

Special thanks to: The Nozomi, Wotcher, Pales and Eight for helping me create this...monster.



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