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POLL! What ring?
  Ring Ring ring ( *ringringringringring!!!* )
  Hackz0r ring! ( feel my l33t pwning skills! )
  Friendship ring! ( I don't care if they're in the shower or not! )
  One each, to go? ;D
  None of the above o_O I'm not risking it...
  Something from last time...
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:50 pm


REJECTED RINGS!
Video games, fast food, cars, all of them go through testing phases, and occasionally ideas are scrapped! Ever wondered about the zOMG rings that didn't quite make it through the early testing phases? Read on if so!


Mia: Hi everyone! Since the original REJECTED RINGS! was a hit, I invited Jewel back to the studio for another interview!

Jewel: Hello! Great to be back! whee

Mia: So Jewel, how about you answer some of the questions our viewers wrote last time, and then we can get onto the new rings?

Jewel: Sounds good! Fire awa-- I MEANT THE QUESTIONS eek

Mia: scream Quit fooling around with the Guns Guns Guns! Veis!

Off-camera: Sorry!

Mia: Heh... sorry about that sweatdrop Let's get to the questions, shall we? Nespin asks, "what kind of set would those make?"

Jewel: Well, You are a Pirate was originally supposed to be in the place of "Shark Attack", but obviously, we changed it at the last minute. Fire-ring didn't even make it to the stage where it would have been placed in a set... and... *shivers* bondage... er... next question please?

Mia: What about the bondage ring?

Jewel: ... *sigh* stare Do you REALLY want to know the other rings my overly-hormonal co-workers came up with when they were drunk?

Mia: I... suppose not...

Jewel: Exactly. Next question please!

Mia: iEM0T10NS asks, "Is there a frying ring?"

Jewel: "Frying"? I'm not sure... I'll need to look into that. I'll try and see if I can find anything for next time!

Mia: Okay! And lastly, both iORLY and Sky Of Night ask if they can have FIRE'N MA--

Jewel: No, NO, and NO AGAIN! What do you people not understand about "rejected"?! Besides, one of them was stolen from the testing facility.

Mia: What about the other one?

Jewel: I can't disclose the location. Top secret and the like.

Mia: But... earlier I heard you tell some guy on your cell phone you had both in your--

Jewel: NEXT. NOW. stressed

Mia: ...And let's move on then! What are the rings you have for us today?

Jewel: Today we have the Ring Ring ring, Hackz0r ring, and Friendship ring!

Mia: Ring ring ring? Is that some sort of a joke?

Jewel: Nope! The Ring Ring ring was designed as a type of crowd control. It would emit a high pitched, annoying ringing noise resembling that of cellphone ring tones.

Mia: Sounds effective enough... what was the problem?

Jewel: What WASN'T the problem with that one? The annoying noise wouldn't shut off and half the test sub--I mean, volunteers, went insane... Another person went nearly deaf... A lot of people thought their ACTUAL cell phone was ringing and got distracted during battle.

Mia: Who uses their cell phone while fighting?

Jewel: You'd be surprised...

Mia: As surprised as I am that you actually called one the Hackz0r ring?

Jewel: We were a test facility filled with computer and technology majors.. what did you expect? Anyway, the Hackz0r ring was supposed to give people the "power of t3h l33t".

Mia: ...which means???

Jewel: I... have no clue. It sounded promising. All it made the testers do was talk like noobs.

Mia: And by that--

Jewel: Yes. 7H37 74LK3D L1K D15 CUZ 7H3Y 7H0U6H7 7HEY.. they... sweatdrop I can't even do it... Because they thought they were "teh leetness". Complete failure...

Mia: I can see why... What I don't get is your comment about the Friendship ring! In your notes I have here it said it functioned as a buddy call! A lot of users have been waiting for that so why...?

Jewel: The reason is very easy and simple. I can explain quickly by showing you. Here I have with me our Beta-Friendship ring. As you can see, it's just a simple gold ring with a heart engraved into it... HOWEVER *USES RING*

*IN A FLASH OF LIGHT, A HALF NAKED MAN APPEARS IN THE STUDIO!*

Mia: O_o

Jewel: Hi Rob.

Rob: Jewel?! What the heck are you doing? *grabs a nearby curtain and covers himself*

Jewel: Demonstrating the Friendship ring.

Rob: Wha? I told you to cut it out! First while I'm in the shower, then while I'm using the bathroom, THEN while I'm at the dentist, the grocery store, sleeping, in the shower again, cooking dinner... and now while I'm showering! ...AGAIN.

Jewel: Heh... sorry Rob...

Rob: You better be... *walks off with the curtain functioning like a towel covering him*

Jewel: Sorry... at least now you know sweatdrop

Mia: o_O *nods* Well... I guess that wraps if up for today! Please come back next time to see our show!

Jewel: BYEEEE!!!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:01 pm



YAY FOR JEWEL! - gets cut off by loosing connection-
-reconnects-
Ahem, So Why did Jewel use Rob again? And can I haz a Ring Ring ring? 4laugh

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:54 pm


i use mah cellphone in battle, but only 'cause i'm working on 5k kill badges and the opponents are wimps >>;

i has questions: does the ringring ring keep one ringtone, or does it switch?
and the friendship ring... did those of you at the ring developement department think about Captain Planet? 'cause the design and part of the abilities of it seem pretty similar to the dumbest of the CP rings XD
PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:29 pm


LOL
"Hackz0r" ring....what's THAT ring?
a buff?
an attack ring?
:/

Also: you should have made a "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick" Ring. LOL

Eyebatches

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:28 am


Cool.
A 'FIRIN` MAH LAZORS` ring would be cool.
Or osme sort of SUmmoning ring.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:36 am


LAWL AT HALF NAKED MAN.

xDD

Eyebatches

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