Welcome To The Show...
Ladies and gents, welcome to the circus. We do hope you are not very confused for you see, you are no longer in your world. You are now in ours, so hold on to your tickets or you may not find your way back. Until then please enjoy our lovely exhibit of entertainment, hosted by our "wunderful" ringmasters. We shall start out with a dazzling array of performances, from strong men to acrobats, before moving onto the bewildering show of freaks. We ask you to visit our carnies and booths in between the acts as you may discover something interesting. May you all have a thrilling adventure this time in Wunderland, our home of beauty and madness.
...Please Don't Go Backstage.