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 Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:34 pm
Once I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up, the pillow was gone...
I strted laughing so hard when i saw this!
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:02 pm
OKAY
if swimming is so good for ur figure, explain whales.
is there another word for thesaurus? or synonym?
i planted birdseed in my garden. a bird came up. now, i dunno what to fed it.
show me a man who glued his feet to the ground,and ill show you a man who cant take off his pants.
whats afree gift? aren't all gifts free?
id give my right arm to be ambidextrous
they told me i was gullable. i believed them.
i had amnesia once... or was it twice?
last week i forgot how to ride my bike.
one nice thing about egoligsts: they dont talk aout others.
i used to be indescicive. now im not sure.
how can there be self help 'groups'?
if ur cross eyed and have dislexia, can u read well?
is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
xDDD
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:20 pm
lol that is freakin halarious!XDD
i was going to put:
it aint called stalkin its merely observing someone in their natural habitat
its not rape if u enjoy it
there's no such thing as two people cheating, one of them is merely helping out the other.
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:36 pm
"I ate my FlOOm..."
Wat da hell is a FlOOm?!
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:37 pm
I attacked my ceiling fan, because I thought there was a monkey on it ready to jump on me and eat my face.
That was really a night terror though.
So...I guess when I got tangled up in the drying rack in the bedroom.
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:23 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:33 am
I was just wandering around towns when I saw this girl who was saying she has so many talents here in Gaia.
She said her talents where "Singing, dancing and reading.."
I interfered with her talk with someone and I was like "What? Reading is a talent?" xD
Lulz
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:32 pm
To me this is weird... and completely wrong in my book... I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ!
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:48 pm
"This hostage stuff is fun!"
- Alice Cullen (Twilight =D)
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:20 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:46 pm
it was during christmas and my sister got 1 that said "if u c santa jacking off over your head 2 nite its ok... i told him u wanted a white christmas.... " it was so weird...
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:49 pm
beautiful_butterfly118 it was during christmas and my sister got 1 that said "if u c santa jacking off over your head 2 nite its ok... i told him u wanted a white christmas.... " it was so weird... LMFAO.
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:17 pm
This ish Bobbertt.
Bobbertt is a mousey.
Mouseys eat cheese.
Cheese ish made of milk.
Milk comes from cows.
So mouseys eat cows.
So why did the woman swallow the fly?
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:58 pm
i once had a dream that there was a weird crcodile running around and it cut my big bros head off, so i ducktaped it back on and he lived ^_^
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:20 pm
Last night I had a dream that Kerry and Bush were debating in my dad's living room. Their supporters were in the kitchen throwing chicken bones at each other.
I think I ate too much candy last night
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