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Buta no Kaabii Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:21 am
This is a designated spam thread, rescued from Demiworld. Because Demiworld is dead.
[Maybe it's just pining for the fjords!]
PININ' for the FJORDS?! What kind of talk is that? Look, why did it fall flat on its back the moment I got it home?
[Demiworld prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable guild, id'nit, squire? Lovely banners!]
Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on the My Guilds list in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
[Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that guild down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its posts, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!]
"VOOM"?! Mate, this guild wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! It's bleedin' demised!
[No no! It's pining!]
It's not pinin'! It's passed on! This guild is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the guilds list it'd be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now 'istory! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, It's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-GUILD!
So, what'll you have? We've got egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and SPAM; egg, bacon, and SPAM; egg, bacon, sausage and SPAM; SPAM, bacon, sausage, and SPAM; SPAM, egg, SPAM, SPAM, bacon, and SPAM; SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, egg, and SPAM; SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, baked beans, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, and SPAM; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and a fried egg on top and SPAM.
EDIT: No spam? And nobody commented on the gratuitous Monty Python skit usage? This was less dead in Demi, and that place is six feet under. Ah well. *starts throwing random things in the air and shooting fireballs at them for no reason*
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:10 am
-gets hit by falling debris- Ouch!
Yes i'll take the lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and a fried egg on top and SPAM; the SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, baked beans, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, and SPAM; and of course the SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, egg, and SPAM! a bottle of catchup and a SPAM coffee! how much would that be?
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:00 am
(SPAM)(1 x 10 to the 99th power)
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:57 pm
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;3
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:29 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:31 am
spam19999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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*EDIT BY BUTA* Reason: Bloody page stretcher!
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:20 pm
Oh there you are my Mafia man. Would you like some cheese with that SPAM? Or perhaps some tea with that SPAM. Maybe even coke with that SPAM? Or what do you prefer with your SPAM?
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:07 am
I will not eat cheese with SPAM
I will not drink tea
Nor will I drink coke with my SPAM
I will not eat that SPAM combination anywhere
I will not eat them NireFang
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:55 am
LOL!! SPAMSPMASMPSAMPPASMPMSAPMSPMSPAMSPAMSPMASMAPMPMASMAPSMPAS!
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:35 pm
I prefer my spam with much less punctuation, or page stretching.
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Buta no Kaabii Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:33 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:55 am
"It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!"
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:14 am
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:34 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:28 am
-gasp- Stalker XD kidding
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