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No God Modding:look everyone hates it. the one bugger who takes it upon themselves to go rambo and act like a total badass who kills everything everyone and even the little dog fido all the while not taking a hit, not taking any damage, and all and all just promoting themselves as some untoucheable badass. look even samus got her a** kicked and was forced to flee. yes that's right, FLEE FOR HER LIFE! yes she comes out on top, but she's beaten, battered, and rather bloody under her armor. if you're the person who's going to say "wait, i beat metroid and super metroid without taking any damage, i even did it with fusion" ... look, so you get a cookie for your personal achievement but that's not the kinda thing we want here. in logic and decent understanding of the universe, it's safe to determane that samus had taken quite a beating in every game or comic she's been in. take damage every once in a while. i'm not asking you to kill em, just bloody em up once and a while.

No Auto Hitting : look, people hate this just as much as they hate god modders. the guys who say they hit your character without even giving you a chance to respond. don't do it... simple as that.

You Start out esentialy at rank 1 and work your way up. : what fun would it be if you started out with everything and had no where to work towards. the answer is it wouldn't be much fun at all to be honest.

RP in the Third person :first person confuses some people and the overall actions don't realy get through as well. i'm not talking like you're playing samus and she talks in third person like "samus is pleased". it's more of ( "look, i don't know what you're getting on about landing clearance and all, but get it straight, you called me, i didn't call you. so step asside and let me do my job... sheesh i'm only dilivering pizza..." joked the pizza dilivery boy as he tried to get past a federation blocade) not that hard when you look at it, and i'm just being a smartass to boot so don't mind me.

No Harassment : look you wanna be a p***k go do it on your own time in some place esle. no one likes a little bugger who thinks his Epeen is much larger and shapelyer than everyone elses... so if you have a superiority complex, or you're just a a** to people... yeah, don't.

No Badmouthing : look, regardless of if you like it or not, we controll the guild. if you'll kindly take notice, you do actualy vote on the next events, and then we vote amongst ourselves between the two winning ideas. so yeah, you have a say. but if you don't like where the guild is going or some events make you cringe, it's not exactaly nice to badmouth us and call us "stupid heads" (me being a smartass again) or some other childish remark. oh and that goes for the rest of the guild too. don't bad mouth people... .show common kindness, golden rule and all that jaz...

If you have a problem, take it up with the mods : if you do have a problem take it up with us, we'll try and settle it.

Chozo Armor is Taboo for anyone but the person playing Samus: honestly, the chozo are in hiding and out exploring. they arent exactaly in abundance to create the stuff all whilly nilly for every little boy and girl desiring a set of the stuff...not to mention the year in the chozo DNA tube is kinda a pill... oh and that's not including the inital bonding of the suit which may or may not kill you right out.

The Last name of Aran Is taboo for anyone other than samus : her entire family, everyone on the planet, so on so forth... WERE OBLITERATED! hunted down, raped, murdered, slaughtered, butchered, ext ext ext... hell the planet she grew up on iis now a eradiated husk, it's a death world simply becouse of the radiation levels the pirates left after GLASSING THE PLANET! yeah, she has no family left. no one shares her name, and if they do, to quote A....C....Fleeem...(achmed... me being a smartass again) I KILL YOU! honestly, there are no surviving arans.

the only place you are allowed to make a new form is in the chatterbox :area. everywhere else use the forms that have been posted already : we made them so you don't have to... we took special care and concideration to every little thing we did, tweaked it to get it just right, so no... NO POSTING YOUR OWN DAMN TOPICS in any place other than the chatterbox.

PM any and all suguestions for the guild to the moderators. : if you have a idea for a event, or some new tech or anything in general, PM it to the mods... and by the mods. i mean all of the mods. me and all of my minions... errr... keebler elves.... errrr.... little helpers.... errr *pulls out a mesuring stick* ok... so me and all of my officers will look it over and get back to you.

Post at least once every 3 days.: kinda a pain in the a** to have to wait for someone just to respond to you just so you can advance. if someone hasn't posted in 3 days and your character was interacting with them, it's ok to leave them behind so to speak and move on. if you were in a fight, call it a draw and FLEE THE AREA! if you're going to be gone for a extended period of time, let us know.

This is a Lit To Semi Lit guild. : spell out your bloody words! you arent kindergardners anymore. you can spell... hopefully a little better than me concidering firefox hates me at the moment and i don't have spell check... but as you notice, despite my horrid spelling, i still attempt to spell out the words. (regarless if i butcher them) and i am sorry when i butcher them...one liners are bad here. Very very VERY bad here.

L33t Speak is taboo : this is a personal pet peve of mine.... i see it i automaticaly kick you out of the guild. no warning, no explination... i hate it more than the nazis hated the jews.