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Which character would you like to meet from the Resident Evil Universe?

I agree with above, but for different reasons twisted ninja . Also, Leon, just so I can ask where he learned all his sweet moves. Also, Ashley, so I could silence her with my pimp hand.

Billy.

Lol, there's something so gratifying about thinking of smacking Leon in the back of the head... it just screams "IDIOT!"

I think I'd really like to meet Jill. She seems very close to my personality (when I'm not being a raging maniac).... And let's face it... I'd love to meet Wesker before he lost the fight with the Lion Tamers.

Chris, so I could give him a pat on the back and tell him what a hero he is. Then he can wisk me away in his steroid pumped arms and fly me back to his home in Metropolis...

...oh wait. stare

Or into tights for that matter.

Tiemz for compare!


Look at our lovely Chris Redfield here. Nicely-proportioned, fair figure. Obviously he must do something to maintain his physique, being in S.T.A.-- *ground shakes* Wh-What was that?!


"I have come to squash you like bug!"
OH GAWD, SAVE ME! NOOOOO!!!

And again, this time with their stances so you get a clearer look at the massive changes in his body (no, not puberty. Thanks to steroids, he lost what he already had a loooong time ago.):


Again, he looks normal, but powerful and ready to fight. No crazed mutation, no injecti--


"RAWR I IS UGLY IN TAHT PIC U DIE NAO"
...How the ******** can you hold three guns at once?

And where do you keep them all? In your magical pockets that can hold anything and everything? rolleyes

Hmm... Well, that makes sense... I mean, you know the old saying, "You won't like me when I'm angry."?

Well, we don't like him.