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 Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:57 pm
Siamese said she hasn't posted or read the guild in forever so she should post.
She is going to leave us for Australia and what should she do there?
I asked Siamese to gather a Roo egg and mail it to me.
PG 13 PLZ SIAMESE.
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:59 pm
I would like to figure out how to give birth to a Platypus.
AND AND AND ******** as much hott Australian man meat as humanely possible, preferably several at once, without becoming crippled 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:12 pm
I recommend that she goes to see a zoo or someplace like it.
Seriously. When I was over, they were all over the place, at least in Queensland. And they were fun. Australia has lots of interesting little critters.
Like the bilby! They're so cuuute! In Australia, instead of the Easter Bunny, they have the Easter Bilby. Though, Easter Bunny stuff does pop up. :3
.... Aussies like their wildlife. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:17 pm
 Kill the dingo that ate my baby!
crying 
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:19 pm
Nymphiedora I would like to figure out how to give birth to a Platypus.
AND AND AND ******** as much hott Australian man meat as humanely possible, preferably several at once, without becoming crippled 3nodding
AND if you follow my GOOD tips you'll be getting Aussie c**k in every hole before you can even spell the name of the country where Osama was. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:20 pm
I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO THE ZOO. I demand to see ALL the native animals IN THE WILD.
And I will NOT leave Australia, or die happy, until I see a wild Kangaroo.
I will move to the outback if need be, I dont care. I will BURN to death from inside out scream Animals in zoos arent cool, animals in the wild are.
Unless, you know, there is a bat room thats pitch black. Then I'll go to the zoo to get up close and personal with some snakes....if you know what I mean ;DDDDDDD
And I guess I want to see all the deadly animals in the zoo because those are fun, but only when they cant touch me.
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:23 pm
buzzkid24 Nymphiedora I would like to figure out how to give birth to a Platypus.
AND AND AND ******** as much hott Australian man meat as humanely possible, preferably several at once, without becoming crippled 3nodding
AND if you follow my GOOD tips you'll be getting Aussie c**k in every hole before you can even spell the name of the country where Osama was. 3nodding Sorry ho, but I dont like cocks in my ear so maybe your tips arent for me if they are going to get ALL my holes filled with j**z
Toastie - DINGOS ARE SO CUTE! Especially baby ones <3 But its ok because one of my goals is to eat a dingos baby and when I eat that dingo baby I will think of you heart
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:34 pm
Nymphiedora buzzkid24 Nymphiedora I would like to figure out how to give birth to a Platypus.
AND AND AND ******** as much hott Australian man meat as humanely possible, preferably several at once, without becoming crippled 3nodding
AND if you follow my GOOD tips you'll be getting Aussie c**k in every hole before you can even spell the name of the country where Osama was. 3nodding Sorry ho, but I dont like cocks in my ear so maybe your tips arent for me if they are going to get ALL my holes filled with j**z
Toastie - DINGOS ARE SO CUTE! Especially baby ones <3 But its ok because one of my goals is to eat a dingos baby and when I eat that dingo baby I will think of you heart YOU were the one who said that there was no point in having an orgy unless all your holes were filled... emo
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:40 pm
Nymphie should:
- See if whores are cheaper
- Go swimming at some shore at least once
- Adopt a kangaroo
- Learn the national anthem
- Try not to look like a tourist
- Sleep around without STDs.
- Celebrate foreign holidays.
- Make an SGer a penpal so they can say they have a foreign pen pal
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:15 pm
Hirun Hikari Nymphie should: - See if whores are cheaper - Go swimming at some shore at least once - Adopt a kangaroo - Learn the national anthem - Try not to look like a tourist - Sleep around without STDs. - Celebrate foreign holidays. - Make an SGer a penpal so they can say they have a foreign pen pal
- Whaaaaaat? I know nothing about whores ninja
- I go to school right by the beach smile And our orientation is a 3 day beach orientation.
- :O THAT WOULD BE COOL.
- >.> I should find out what that is. They arent patriotic over there though so I dunno if that will work XD
- After the first few weeks hopefully I'll look normal smile
- And without pregnancy because that would not be fun.
- biggrin AZNAC Day is in May. Or June. Or April. ITS ON A DAY WHEN I WILL BE THERE.
- Want to be my penpal Hirun?????
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:16 pm
Nymphiedora Hirun Hikari Nymphie should: - See if whores are cheaper - Go swimming at some shore at least once - Adopt a kangaroo - Learn the national anthem - Try not to look like a tourist - Sleep around without STDs. - Celebrate foreign holidays. - Make an SGer a penpal so they can say they have a foreign pen pal
- Whaaaaaat? I know nothing about whores ninja
- I go to school right by the beach smile And our orientation is a 3 day beach orientation.
- :O THAT WOULD BE COOL.
- >.> I should find out what that is. They arent patriotic over there though so I dunno if that will work XD
- After the first few weeks hopefully I'll look normal smile
- And without pregnancy because that would not be fun.
- biggrin AZNAC Day is in May. Or June. Or April. ITS ON A DAY WHEN I WILL BE THERE.
- Want to be my penpal Hirun?????
NO ME SIAMESE
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:33 pm
Avoid jellyfish. Especially the Irukandji.
That would be very very painful and likely deadly. Dx
Though you should be fine.
Have fun with your semester over there!
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:33 pm
T:
dingos are not so cute when they are eating babies and i think their own babies would taste horrible as a result of their ingestion of babies.
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On a side note did you know you can go deaf if you get j**z in your ear and don't properly clean it out. Ya. Totally happened to a girl i went to school with... don't ask.
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:39 pm
Satius Avoid jellyfish. Especially the Irukandji.
That would be very very painful and likely deadly. Dx
Though you should be fine.
Have fun with your semester over there! Jellyfish, stonefish, sharks, crocs, "empty" shells with poisonous creatures lurking inside, snakes, spiders, ants, riptides, and about 5 bajillion million other deadly things should be avoided D: I've been reading books about Australia because my study abroad adviser told me too and IT IS NOT SAFE gonk
Toastie - I LOVE YOUR AVI whee And ewwwww xd I will try my hardest to take care of my ear when it comes to j**z.
SIAMESE - I forgot your address sad I remember the drive name and city name and state name but not the number or the zip crying
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:04 pm
Nymphie should see all the touristy places in Sydney and take lots of pictures. =D
And she should bring back a harem of hot Aussie guys to give out to some people. 3nodding
She should also meet some Aborigines too.
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