well just want to share with you my laughable and embarrassing experience

Once upon a boring moonlight at my girlfriends’ kitchen, i don't know why i said it and what am i thinking

me: "If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.."

*my girlfriend comes forward looks at me straight into the eyes and said

karen: "are you a corn? Because you’re so corny"

share the corniest lines you've ever heard