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 Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:04 pm
Interview time for "The Daily Kokeshi"!
Ladies and gentleman, here i am showing to the public and LIVE interview with Stone Coatl! A living god in Otami, and ruler of the throne, or better said, he is the throne...
Anyways, Veiswalkren here reporting to "The Daily Kokeshi":
Place: Throne Room
Veis: Hello, Giant Stone Coatl!
Stone Coatl: Ravikha kabui eto eto.
Veis: Yeah, of course, we bring our traducer Nespin Fernagon with us, he will say what Stone Coatl says, because Stone Coatl is so stupid that he can talk normally.
Stone Coatl: Heiryi gokura ves, ty luiker!
Nespin: He says: "I heard that, you imbecile!"
Veis: Yeah, Coatl, you are highly stupid, anyways, back with the interview. We are friends of the Kokeshi Doll, there's no worries, we aren't here to hunt you, so no need to attack us, and please respond us
Stone Coatl: Veruka!
Nespin: "Alright!"
Veis: So tell us Coatl, what does it feel to be one of the strongest monsters of zOMG?
Stone Coatl: Tre suza ferigheto, gi ert frecuza bringa, uy hugt hejisle, hex coh, vefera enduquira ui fren goods JU.
Nespin: "At the beggining, it was pretty boring, no one to destroy, but now, it is funny to destroy the noobs in low CL"
Veis: Pretty interesting, and...what kind of people came before noobs came?
Stone Coatl: Yuruha jekera, jijijijij!
Nespin: "Begginner zETAS"? Hey!
Veis: Yeah Coatl, we know you are trying to hide your shame, because since you are so pathetic that you have to be hiding with your huge army here in the room, instead of giving order to destroy everything and be the high ruler of Gaia.
Nespin: Yeah, you even have a throne XD
Stone Coatl: Gereza conepito grerer stare
Nespin: I'm not going to translate that, you bad mouthed scum! DX
Veis: Please translate it, we must do it for the sake of the interview.
Nespin: "Succionate a c**k, boner stare "
Veis: Now now, we could reconsider on not attacking.
Stone Coatl: Huji ters ges fuhe!
Veis: Not really, Nespin, Coatl is on drugs, let's leave .__.
Stone Coatl: Frenetere yujika rbusa, tenga ni kotorobo, zevetche! JIJIJI
Nespin: "I knew you were, afraid of the great, Stone Coatl, Hahaha"
Veis: Start consuming some polisters Nespin, this shall not be long.
Nespin: Finally, something instead of translating ._.
Veis: Prepare to recieve the awesome might of The Daily Kokeshi, you piece of s**t!
Stone Coatl: YU FGRETY KUZAH
Nespin: "NOT WITH MY LAZER"
Stone Coatl: Ju kida tru! ons xgsefubf nsg ksxrt!
Nespin: "Go hold back! Ima charging mah lazer"
Veis: And we just wanted an interview ._.
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Stay tuned for more, we might even get another interview...from other reporters because Coatl doesn't like us ._.
See you later!
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:42 pm
....o.o
How badly did he beat us? Because, y'know, it's the damnedest thing but I don't remember doing any of this, or even being a translator....
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I think I may need to go write a report on Doppelgangers now. >.>
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:34 pm
Hey hey, that's what you get for being active xP
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:43 am
Oh, I don't mind at all. I'm honoured even. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:53 pm
To the archives with you!
xD
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