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 Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:07 pm
just make up funny poems duhhhhhhh
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:09 pm
if vodca was water and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up but vodcas not water and im not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the ******** up
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:19 pm
Here:
A bird soaring high and high in the sky
As soon as i i look in the sky
it craps in my eye……
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:22 pm
Hilarious Love Quotes =D:
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
- Woody Allen
My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.
- Jon Bon Jovi
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Henny Youngman
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
- Pearl Bailey
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!
- Maryon Pearson
I thought love was a game of chance, til I found out you was playing with loaded dice.
Thinking of you is easy - I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache, that never goes away.
- Brookie
You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
- Henny Youngman
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:24 pm
Funny Regular Quotes! XD:
Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?
I can resist everything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde
Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
If Barbie was so popular, Why do we buy her friends ?
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
- Paul Getty
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:27 pm
Emo Poem:
IT
It strolled down the hallways
It whisperd in my ear
Making my skin slither away
It said”Death is a coming”
It makes me do something
Quite fatal
I grab the rope
Tie a knot
Put my head through a loop
Life is all I hope
before I know it
I’m hanging their
I watch my body swinging in
the air
It made me do it
I hate It
Why
I know that I’m dead
I’m mesmerized
watching my body their
Lifeless
Death
All I hear is “Death is a coming”
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:35 pm
ok:
i can not condome fighting drugs or beer but hey they always worked for me
i love you like a fat kid loves chocholate(spelling)
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:47 pm
razz
Cant think of anything
This is hard!
That's what she said
My brain has been scarred
Hey look!
Im writing a poem!
But not in a book.
That was random, as was that.
EEEK! A bug!
Spidey go splat!
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:53 pm
hey im really borrrred
nothing ryhmes with boooored
well actually toooooward
ryhmes with boooreedd
so does coooord
ALL ABOARD!
ryhmes with booored
this poem is making me booored
it will probably be ignooored
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:59 pm
i can't wright poems no mater how hard i try...
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:19 am
icp_fan456 if vodca was water and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up but vodcas not water and im not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up love it Noah!!!
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:07 pm
NarutoHinataLover88 icp_fan456 if vodca was water and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up but vodcas not water and im not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up love it Noah!!! ya i like it too!! hehe ^.^
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