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 Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:44 am
THIS IS MY TRIBUTE TO 2008(mabye some others), WHERE I ASKED EVERYONE THE SAME QUESTION-WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? THESE ARE THE ANSWERS.
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
SARAH PALIN: BECAUSE, PRAISE JESUS, I WAS GONNA SHOOT HER SORRY LIBERAL a** OFF FOR BLOCKING MY VIEW OF RUSSIA !
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
d**k CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of crossing?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:53 pm
Don't forget to leave a comment xp
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:10 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:49 pm
Omg that was perfect xd xd xd rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:44 pm
Before I forget sweatdrop I would like to thank deedeepop eek , for finding this "article" lol
THANKS DEEDEE xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:46 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:40 am
Omg That was SWEET! Totally cool!
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:10 am
OMG! why didn't i read this earlier?!?!?!?!?! OMG FUNNY!!! I LOVE IT! THANKS!! *crunchs on some chicken* mmmm
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:17 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:43 pm
The chicken crossed the road because it knew I was hunting it...GET BACK HERE!!! *holds up gun and starts firing at a random chicken*
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:09 pm
you kill the chicken, you clean up the mess!
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:43 pm
*licks fingers* Done and done. 3nodding
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