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Radioactive Applesauce Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:02 pm
Post your best stuff and dont forget to vote on week 30
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:27 am
I've voted on week 30!
Here's my joke:
Three men were at their final test to become part of an elite government group. Only one was allowed to be on the team and this person needed to be not only reliable but completely dedicated. The captain administering the test walked in.
"Gentlemen, this is your final test." He walked to the first guy and handed him a gun. "Behind that door is your significant other. I want you to go in there and kill her. This will prove that you are willing to give everything to this job and that you're willing to do anything it takes." The man took the gun, worry all over his face. He walked to the door, took a deep breath, and walked in.
After a few minutes of silence, he returned. "I couldn't do it... that's my wife sir." He handed the gun off and left the room.
The second guy had confidence on his face, walked into the room where his wife was and closed the door. Minutes later, he too walked out, handed off the gun and left, without a word.
The last man, grabbed the gun and walked into the last room. Immediately 3 clicks could be heard. Then 3 more. Then a loud clatter of furniture being thrown and screams... and then silence.
He walked out, out of breath with some blood on her knuckles. The captain looked at her in horror. "What happened in there!?"
"The gun... it was full of blanks! I had to beat the crap out of her, she just wouldn't die!"
((if you don't get the joke, I can explain. I may have just told it badly.))
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