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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:44 am

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2009/01/pro-life_group_up_in_arms_over.php

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Pro-Life Group up in Arms over Krispy Kreme's Abortion Doughnuts

Krispy Kreme, being the genial purveyor of glazed goodness that it is, decided to get in on the Obama inauguration craze and is offering one free doughnut to every costumer on January 20, Inauguration day, and released this seemingly innocuous press release:

"Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American's sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet 'free' can be."

Well, The American Life League noticed the liberal use of the word choice and decided to blast the chain bakery for producing abortion doughnuts.

"The unfortunate reality of a post-Roe v. Wade America is that 'choice' is synonymous with abortion access, and celebration of 'freedom of choice' is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand," the group's president, Judie Brown said in a statement.

There's quite a few more hilarious paragraphs after that.

Come on, how stupid can you get when you associate the mere word 'choice' in ANY context with "OMG BABY DEATH OMFGGGGG".

rofl rofl rofl

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:08 am

Obviously, they're also averse to freedom of speech?
"OMG U CANNOT USE THAT WOOORRDD IT MEANS BAYBEE DEATHHH!!!1"
Reminds me somewhat of the Samantha Bee (from the Daily Show) visit to the McCain campaign after Bristol announced her pregnancy--only one interviewee said the word "choice."
But yes, saw this the other day, and lol'd and lol'd and lol'd.
THOSE ARE ABORTION DONUTS!!! U EAT THEM AND FETUSES DROP OUT OF UR VAG DON'T U KNOE???

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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:00 am

I hear fetuses taste good deep fried and glazed. rofl

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:13 pm

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I hear fetuses taste good deep fried and glazed. rofl

ROFL i laughed so hard when i read that

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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:14 am

I'll take one xD

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:06 pm

I feel terrible for laughing so hard.

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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:19 pm

pidgezero_one

I feel terrible for laughing so hard.

Abortion doughnuts? This is just hillarious in a sick way.

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:04 am

Please tell me they're jelly filled! rofl

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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:57 pm

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Please tell me they're jelly filled! rofl

I regret nothing!

Bah! Screw the jelly, I want placenta sprinkles! scream

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:57 pm

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"The unfortunate reality of a post-Roe v. Wade America is that 'choice' is synonymous with abortion access, and celebration of 'freedom of choice' is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand," the group's president, Judie Brown said in a statement.

Ohmigawd, I KNOW, right?! It's really weird that giving people options and the right to make their own decisions is called giving them a choice. It's just awful that we give people freedom of choice, because then people might not choose the same things as you would!

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UPDATE: The ALL has declared Victory in thier war on doughnuts.

ALLyouruterusarebelongtous (American Life League) is the same group who organized "The Pill Kills" day, which took place on the day that oral contraception became legal in the United States. (Noooo.... we don't want to make it illegal, we swear!)

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"A misconstrued concept of 'choice' has killed over 50 million preborn children since Jan. 22, 1973. Does Krispy Kreme really want their free doughnuts to celebrate this 'freedom.' "

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. WAR IS PEACE. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

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We challenge Krispy Kreme doughnuts to reaffirm their commitment to true freedom - to the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness - and to separate themselves and their doughnuts from our great American shame.

This... okay, person who defines "true freedom" for us wins this thread. =D

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American Life League was cofounded in 1979 by Julie Brown. It is the largest grassroots Catholic pro-life organization in the United States[...]

We're a theocracy now?

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[...]and is committed to the protection of all innocent human beings from the moment of creation to natural death."

1. Innocent = women who haven't touched a p***s, people who were born in places that didn't get in America's way, people who haven't committed a crime.

2. So it's true. To conservatives, life begins at conception, ends at birth, and starts again at brain death.

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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:35 pm

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I feel terrible for laughing so hard.

Abortion doughnuts? This is just hillarious in a sick way.

I spammed this story across IRC and I won't be forgetting it for a long time.

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:17 pm

I don't think "abortion donuts" would taste very good...

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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:13 pm

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I don't think "abortion donuts" would taste very good...

Well, it's like one of the comments on the article...

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if they were abortion donuts, i don't think i'd want one. i assume they'd be taking them out of the oven way too early.

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:30 am

XD Wow the pro lifers get stupider with each attack. Next thing you know they'll attack Burger King because it says you can "have it your way." because we all know that means abortions on demand wink

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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:59 am

lol so funny some pro lifers are so stupid
i would write a longer post about how funny it is comparing free sugary treats to abortion but i laughed so much at the stupidity i now have to go pee
lol

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