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 Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:32 pm
I know this is a little weird, but I just thought that it was really interesting
New research by an independent scientific research firm is beginning to indicate a decrease in p***s size in long term male smokers. Brian Sommers, a leading researcher in the field, has been leading this investigation and has found that in men smoking most of their lives, erect p***s size has decreased by up to two full inches. Sommers has found the cause of this shrinkage mostly attributable to testosterone reacting unfavorably with nicotine in the glans causing permanent phallic muscle contraction. Sommers plans to research a method of prevention soon, but for now suggests that men with already small penises avoid smoking.
if you're observant enough to notice the white text, you deserve to know that I actually made this up entirely
What do you think?
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:35 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:01 pm
I dunno, but it's kinda creepy
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:04 pm
True dat, I'm glad I dont smoke, sucka'.
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:09 pm
even though smoking is gross already...
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:12 pm
Not only is smoking gross, but now it causes p***s problems...They should have that on one of those "TRUTH" commercials.
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:22 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:33 pm
XD I am so not making a commercial with p***s in it.
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:39 pm
yay for commercial penises!
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:41 pm
Lol, you should make it. XP
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:44 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:53 pm
Well, if you do it. Show me the finished product.
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:01 pm
It will probably wind up in one of those Youtube videos of banned commercials
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:03 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:25 pm
but srsly
no girl wants a guy who's got a shriveled up p***s
which is just one of MANY reasons to stop smoking
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