Entry I-
"Welcome to Dubois"
My luck had faded after three months of absence from Cracker town.
When my searches had failed, I ended up packing my bags and moving to a new town...A boring little town by the name of Dubois. For you people that don't know french, it is pronounced "Doo-Bwah" and it translates as "Forest". Kapp'n was slipping questionable hints of dating within every sentence, the pervert. And would you believe it? He had never heard of Dubois! Well, hardly had I. I was shortly dumped onto the town hall plot, and I hobbled over to the building. Pelly was there, I don't know how the hell she is...but thank god it isn't Phyllis...
I could feel Toom Nook watching my every move...ready to jump out at my when I enter and exit my house. Stalker.
My house was conveiniantly placed above the museum and below the town hall. (more tommorrow to be continued)
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