REJECTED RINGS!
Video games, fast food, cars, all of them go through testing phases, and occasionally ideas are scrapped! Ever wondered about the zOMG rings that didn't quite make it through the early testing phases? Read on if so!
Video games, fast food, cars, all of them go through testing phases, and occasionally ideas are scrapped! Ever wondered about the zOMG rings that didn't quite make it through the early testing phases? Read on if so!
Mia: Hello and welcome to our first segment of REJECTED RINGS! I'm Mia, and here joining me is our lovely guest, Miss Jewel! Jewel is a former G-Corp employee who worked in the developing stages of the rings we use to fight the Animated!
Jewel: Greetings Gaia!
Mia: So Jewel, tell us a bit about yourself.
Jewel: I used to be employed by G-Corp as Head of Ring Development and Testing. My job was to oversee the creation and overall development of different rings. I eventually got frustrated and quit. Now I work in the department that handles studying Animated fluffs. Much better!
Mia: Your job was frustrating?
Jewel: UGH! You wouldn't believe! Over a thousand ring designs and only forty made it through!
Mia: eek A THOUSAND?!?! THAT MANY RINGS EXIST?!?!
Jewel: Well... no. Most are just concept designs. The ones that were made into actual rings were either destroyed or are locked up in a top secret location I can't disclose.
Mia: Ah... I see. Well, why don't we get down to business! What rings are we examining today?
Jewel: I have 3 designs for your viewers today! The Bondage Ring, You Are A Pirate Ring, and Fire-Ring.
Mia: Bondage Ring? Sounds--
Jewel: Kinky?
Mia: Er... no. I was going to say like a kind of crowd control ring.
Jewel: No. The Bondage Ring was more like the Bandage Ring. It was for healing.
Mia: ...I'm probably going to regret asking, but how in the world is that a healing ring other than the two of them having similar names?
Jewel: Er... the description the guys came up with was something along the lines of "It's the power of sexual healing baby! Kinky sexual healing ;D Wanna try it out in my room?"
Mia: ... o_e
Jewel: Yeah... exactly why I told them to scrap it. stare And punched him in the gut.
Mia: ...on a lighter note, let's hear about the "You Are A Pirate Ring"!
Jewel: It actually seemed like a good idea at first, we even built a prototype and hired someone to test it out. It was supposed to be part of the Pirate Set instead of Shark Attack, but... heh... it had... 'long lasting' effects...
Mia: What do you mean?
Jewel: It was supposed to work like this: You start to talk like a pirate, keeping your enemy so puzzled that they stop attacking you. Our test subject kept on talking like a pirate... long after testing.
Mia: Oh... that must suck.
Jewel: Yeah... poor Jim...
Mia: Jim? Wait... you mean that "Barnacle Jim" guy in Barton Town?!?!
Jewel: Heh... yeah...
Mia: Wow... that's one ring that lasts a long time... Where is it now?
Jewel: Stuck on Jim's finger gonk Not even the Null Chamber can make it come off... So... moving on? sweatdrop
Mia: Sure! Let's hear about the "Fire-Ring"
Jewel: It was one of my favorite long range attack rings. Unfortunately, it was much too destructive.
Mia: How so?
Jewel: I believe all Gaians are familiar with the expression, "IMA FIRE'N MA LAZER."
Mia: eek Oh... THAT kind of destructive... wow.
Jewel: Yeah. That one destroyed a good portion of the testing area.
Mia: So... where is it now?
Jewel: stressed Stolen. Some guy took it claiming he was going to use it's powers to make the largest collection of people firing their lazers ever.
Mia: Aw... sorry to hear... do you happen to know where I can go to watch it?
Jewel: stressed ...
Mia: Erm... never mind then! Let's just wrap this up, shall we?
Jewel: ...If anyone has any questions regarding these three rings, feel free to post them, and I'll answer them at the beginning of our next segment!
Mia: Thanks for watching! See ya!
Jewel: Have a nice day!
