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 Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:56 am
1. Men are like Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders.
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like Government Bonds.
They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms.
You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots.
All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.
xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:40 pm
First of all, blenders are AWESOME.
Second of all that made me sad. crying
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:39 pm
Haha.
Yes, blenders are cool.
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:44 pm
blenders...dang it know I want a smoothie
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:30 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:29 am
Now I want a smoothie too...
And how come blender was the only thing picked up on that.
No one decided to add how cool snow storms are..
Wait.. Never mind.
That was really funny. No offence to any men/boys but it was funny...
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:02 am
yayay for the hanicaped one.
^_^
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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:56 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:16 pm
i could totally go for a smoothie right now
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:29 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:51 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:37 am
man that hurts, this is exactly why im emo emo
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:31 am
Hey! I'm a guy, Bijou! Damn you!
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Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:13 am
La Bijou 12. Men are like Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright. lol 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:45 pm
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