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Arrieth
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:18 am


And give a name to the demon in the desert. . .

DESERT PUNK
(Sunabouzu)


Is the name of the seventeen-year-old mercenary who works for himself and himself alone.
He's got a mask, a hand-me-down rifle, and a need to finally get some tail!

This sexually deprived potty-mouthed little man has had a rough road so far and it can only grow more complicated as his post-apocalyptic society deals with not only the burdens of the former generations but tries to run or rebel against the government.

The great Konto desert houses these poor souls in their quest, and in the end may help or hurt those who dare to navigate this barren land.


Kanta, the famed Desert Punk has, in his time, taken on an apprentice, Kosuna a fourteen-year-old girl who dreams to one day be a gorgeous "power babe" who can kick a** and be smokin' hot at the same time, and saved as well as rivaled with the already super "power babe" Junko.
Junko, the double D's of the desert has managed to create problems for Kanta from the day they first met, until now, on the same side, against the rebellion, what could they possibly have to fight about?
The Machine Gun Brothers, thee childhood friends of the Punk's just keep showing up, are also on Kosuna's side of the rebellion, and last but not least is that dirty old man who Kanta knows is just in it for himself. . .
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:27 am


Characters:

Kanta Mizuno(Desert Punk) played by: Arrieth
Kosuna Taiko(Desert Punk II) played by: Arabella_Lee
Junko Asagiri played by: Naughtygrl144
Fuyuo Kawaguchi played by: Son of a Jotun
Akio Kawaguchi played by: Son of a Jotun
Haruo Kawaguchi played by: Son of a Jotun
Natsuko Kawaguchi played by:
Kaizuka (the crazy old man who's heading the rebellion) played by:
Rain Spider played by: Arabella_Lee
Striker played by:

Arrieth
Captain


Naughtygrl144

PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:22 am


Junko sat in the beating sun of the desert staring into one of many old buildings that were along her way to a water station. Slowly standing she brushed the seat from her chest and face and began again to head to the water station. The day had been normal so far just a lot of walking and sun, thank god for her suit that had kept the sun from cooking her skin. She had no want to look like a tomato. Then how was she going to attract all the men looking like a tomato? It would never do, so she marched on hoping the water station was close by now.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:09 am


Although the desert was no longer a source of exhaustion for our nimble but vertically challenged hero, it was still rather challenging when he had to trek through the sand and feel like he was getting nowhere. Of course he knew he was in fact going somewhere, and he knew exactly where that somewhere was. At least he was walkign behind Junko, an ally now, and she had a sweet a** on her behind.
Even if he had not been equipped with his oxygen tank, sun shade and helmet, or even all of his clothes, just walking behind the woman before him in that skin-tight suit may have been enough to have kept him going this long.
He quickened his pace with each step, subtlely, and he grinned a malicious grin as he came into arm's length of the woman. Without skipping a beat, he lunged forward, wrapped his arms around the woman's front and grabbed, one in each hand, her enormous -as he would say "fun bags"- and squeezed at them happily. Instead of words, he expressed his low and manacing cackle.
"Hey Tits McGee, how much further?" He asked even though he already knew, "I'm freakin' tired, and I feel like takin' a break!"
He also knew that just over the horizon of sand just ahead, they would find the next watering hole, and a place to stop and rest.

Arrieth
Captain


Naughtygrl144

PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:16 pm


The sudden feel of hands wraping around her scared the color off her cheeks. At the same time it felt good and made her laugh. "Stop!" she hissed out and kicked out behind her tryiong to knock him in the nuts. Satisfied that she had hit him she walked out "move faster then we can get there sooner." The sun beat down in relentless spew of light and heat, drying the sweat that tryed to form on her in just moments. Speeding she tryed to make the trip faster huming to herslef alway made it better.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:59 am


The sudden and "unexpected" strike to the crotch hurt at an unbelieveabley bad level. After all Junko was wearing a suit with boots on it made for withstanding the desert.
The great Desert Punk fell foreward with a cry, "My coin purse!" He writhed on the ground for a second, with his hands between his legs, unsure of his future and wether or not he would be able to procreate like he planned.
When he could finally stand again, Junko and the rest of thir team were pretty far ahead. He ran ro catch up.
By the time he caught up they were looking down on the next watering hole: Number tewnty-three.
"Well looky here, we made it, and before nightfall,"

Arrieth
Captain


Son of a Jotun
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:56 am


The water station was a nice reprieve from the heated desert which all three of the Machine Gun Brothers had just travelled through.

They now sat on three consecutive barstools beside one another, with their glasses or water before them.

"I can't believe we're doing what Natsuko says!" The youngest, Haruo whined.

"Shut yer yap, crybaby," Akio accompanied the command with a quick fist to the head, "Natsuko makes a good leader, you don't not listen to someone just because they're your siste. Besides, if we do things for her, she won't have to do them, thus, she stays out of harms way. We're protecting her!"

"Really?" Haruo had let out a noise that sounded like a small dog being punted across the room when Akio had hit him, now he looked up with his same old watery eyes.

"Reall," The answer came from the oldest brother, Fuyuo. Though he usually didn't stand to see Akio picking on Haruo it made no particular dent in his heart, sometimes the brat had it coming, sometimes.
"When Kosuna shows up," Fuyuo began again, "we can head off with her, and hopefully, well, we won't run into trouble along the way, we don't need it today,"

"There's not such thing as trouble when you're a Machine Gun Brother!" Akio boasted loudly, "Not even the famed desert punk,"

The comment left an empty feeling in everyone.

"Jeez, what's this?" Fyuou commented on it, "the guy was a walking sack of turds, why would we not be surprised about his sudden change of - well - whatever's in place of his heart?"

"I dunno, but it sure made a new found whatever you can call it in Kosuna," Akio chugged the last of his water and held it up for the man in charge to see, so he could get more.

"We don't need to concern ourselves about the great oversized asses of the desert, all we need to know about it us, the greatest brothers around!" Fuyuo held his own glass up against Akio as if he was adding to a toast and Akio grunted at the mockery.

"Now what," Haruo looked up.

"We wait," Akio thanked the man for the water with a nod, then tilted back his glass, then, he reiterated, "We wait,"
PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:06 pm


Junko held her hands out to the sky and let out a joy filled cry "we're here!" she knew the punk was watching her because she had perposely zipped her shirt down slightly and her boobs were bouncing when she tossed her hands in the air. "come on punk I want some cold water." she called as she walked away from his to where she hoped she could find a water bar. The walk hadn't been that bad, but it was a long one, and it had been filled with it's over share of adventures, but then again she was traviling with Desert Punk so what could she have expected? Junko was so focused on her thoughts that she didn't notce any thing around her as she sat down at the bar and signled for a glass of water.

Naughtygrl144


Arrieth
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:01 pm


"You b***h, you're just trying to grind my gears" Kanta grumbled, "And it's working!" He ran after her, smacking into her back as she stopped unexpectedly. He fell down behind her onto his rear with a thud, "Ow!"
He glanced up to the bar where Junko was sitting, "nice view from here," his eyes wandered until he changed his mind.
"Agh! damn it! I was hoping you bastards were dead by now!" he held up an accusing finger and pointed it toward the Machine Gun Brothers at the end of the bar.
His rifle was quickly drawn and pointed in their direction, "Juxtapose, you bastards! Make it easy on yourselves and stand still! As rebels I have the right to pop a cap of all three of your asses, I'll let you decide, which of you I start with! Though I'd prefer it be the retarded one,"
PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:18 pm


"Hey nobody talks about my brother like that!" Haruo was the first to take a stand against the famed Desert PUnk,unaware of course that he was indeed the "retarded one" of which Kanta spoke.

"Sit down and shut up," Akio informed. As the second oldest, he felt he had the liberty to boss the youngest around, because that is just how brothers work. Akio stood himself, he walked up to the Desert Punk and held a famous machine gun, as mundane as it was, toward Kanta's middle, "I do believe we have a traitor in our presence,"

Akio was stopped by a large hand on his shoulder, which meant it was time for Fuyuo to step in. Fuyuo pushed Akio back and stood before the Punk without a gun or visible weapon and his hands parted, "Kanta, I say we do this on an even ground, since we don't want to cause a stir here, not over the government, wouldn't you agree? How about we open this can of worms after we're all refreshed, and ready to stomp out the dying flame that was the Desrt Punk,"

"Fuyuo you talk too much, let's just pump him so full of lead we can sign paperwork with him," Akio held up his gun with a little flare. He really craved a shoot out about now.

Fuyuo put up a thick hand to silence him, "I suppose it's all up to the Punk, isn't it?"

Son of a Jotun
Vice Captain


Naughtygrl144

PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:28 pm


Just when she thought she was going to get quit moment. Shiging Junko turned around in her seat so she could watch the others, the boys. "I agree with the big guy, lets drink and cool down, then you bboys can do what boys do best." with that being said Junko spun back around in her seat and leaned over the counter a little "Oh waiter!" she called he voice a soft musical trill "can you give these boys some water I think the sun has fried the brains in them." she smiled a soft welcoming smile when he stared Men were so easy to work, if you knew how to do it.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:24 am


"Hey guys! You want some water?" Kosuna asked Kanta. Withouot waitong for an answer she threw it in his face. "HA! Hope you liked the water Fart Knocker!" she said while laughing.

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Son of a Jotun
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:25 am


"Looks like our little rebel hasn't matured any since she last met with her master," Fuyuo chuckled.
Haruo whined and folded his arms, "and you call me immature,"
"She probably doesn't wear diapers anymore!" Akio grinned devillishly beneath his mask which sat propped up atop his head.
"Shaddup it was one time!" Haruo squealed, "and it was diarrhea, not me!"
"You had the runs," Akio scoffed, "'sides I haven't worn a diaper since I was a kid, even with the runs!"
"You should," Fuyuo finally interjected into the fight, "around your face, since so much bullshit comes outta your mouth!" He laughed at his own joke and Haruo joined him happily, Akio was not amused.
PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 11:04 am


"Hey! why the hell are we just standing around? we need to start moving!! come on! get your big fat butts moving!!!" Kosuna yelled annoyed.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:58 pm


wow this one only has one page. thats a shocker
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