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Far-Far-Away Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:08 pm
Jacen This is the DataPad for Jacen, whose sponsor is Wotcher. Unless you have explicit permission from Jacen or his sponsor, please refrain from using this DataPad.
Personal Information
Name: Jacen
Sponsor: Wotcher
Planet of Origin: Unknown
Racial identity: Human
Sex: Male
Age: Ten
Rank: Sith initiate (youngling)
Personal Stats
Logic: 3
Intuition: 4
Agility: 3
Strength: 3
Force Awareness: 4
Experience: 1
Feats
Animal Communication Completed Training Sessions
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:54 am
Navigation & Rules
IT'S THE V-TO THE A-TO THE D-E-R
VADER
RECONSTRUCTIN' THE DEATH STAR
WITH MY SLICK, SUEDE SUIT THAT'S BLACK LIKE ********' YOU UP NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:57 am
Archives
TELL THEM ******** 'BOUT THIS HERE DARK SIDE
DARK SIDE
PULL UP ON YOUR PLANET, DEATH STAR DRIVE BY
DRIVE BY
AND WE'LL BEAT THEM REBELS CUS THEIR SKILLS AIN'T s**t
IN MY TIE FIGHTER ZIG-ZAGS STAY LIT
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:02 am
Holographs
OH s**t, YODA ON THE SCENCE
NINE HUNDRED YEAR OLD FIEND SMOKING DAGOBAH GREEN
BITCHES' ON MY TIP, LIKE LANDO ON LIQUOR
(NAW, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CUZ MY BLACK d**k'S THICKER)
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:05 am
Jacen
RAAAGWWWWRRGGHHHRR
YO, TELL 'EM CHEWIE
LAST NIGHT I HAD LEIA ALL DRUNK WANTIN' TO DO ME
SHUT THE ******** UP MAN, LEIA'S MY SISTER
THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GETTING IS A BEAT OFF BLISTER
LUUUUKE, USE THE FORCE BEFORE INTERCOURSE
BUT LUKE, DON'T FORGET
BITCHES AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT HOS AND TRICKS
(lol Jacen's mom sort of clones are weird wtf)
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:11 am
(the sponsor still needs a name lol)
OBI-WAN, I'M THE TOP GUN
THE CHOSEN ONE, HOTTER THAN BOTH SUNS
VADER AIN'T s**t, HIS HEAD'S CUT UP AND SPLIT
HE'S SLOWER THAN THE FIRST PENTIUM CHIP
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:14 am
Friends and Foes and that sort've thing
DARK SIIIIIDE
NO ONE BRINGS IT WORSE TO THIS ******** UNIVERSE
REBEEEEEEELS
YOU KNOW WE'LL ********' WIN CUZ WE'LL FIGHT TO THE END
DARK SIIIIIIIIIIDE
I CAN FEEL THE ANGER DWELLING WITHIN YOU
REBEEEEEEELS
YOU ALSO FEEL VADER'S d**k IN YOU, BIATCH
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:23 am
Pets
I'm too lazy to the do the rest of the song, but aren't my rhymes WICKED COOL?
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