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Well, my dear GREATLY amused friends seem to think my lifes a sitcom. stressed They proceeded to tell me this this morning when we went out for coffee and what not.At any rate, they told me this then went on to tell me that a love interest needs to be introduced.This caused me to choke on my coffee and get some of the extremely delicious hot substance on my lap,thankfully, it just barely missed my junk sweatdrop At anyrate I've been reflecting on all the events in my life,and I have to say, it really does seem like a sitcom or some twisted comedy/drama/action movie.Anywho, tell me some of the random shite that has happened to you that's made you think your life is like a sitcom or somesuch thing,and in return, I shal spout forth some of my miscellaneous "adventures",that is, if you want to hear 'um. ninja ninja ninja


p.s. BEWARE THE FLAMING CHAPSTICK OF RETRIBUTION!!!!

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xd yep haha.

Ugh I swear my life is like a remake of Seinfeld.... My best friend i swear is exactly like Cramer, just comes over to eat my food and borrow things that he never actually brings back. (I have to go get them) I swear my daughter is a female version of Stewie from Familyguy running around plotting to take over the world and all, creating hell for my wife and i with devices like a cheerio catapult (spoons). And my wife is like Carrie Heffernan from King of Queens, if i give her s**t she just flings it right back

One time it all happened at once, it was about 7 am and my wife was making breakfast while i was getting jade ready for daycare and myself ready for work. I had walked out of the bedroom after getting jade's teeth brushed and I was putting on my tie when my friend just randomly walked in the front door and said "Hi" I returned the hello, as did Sarah. He then walked over to the fridge and grabbed the milk before saying "bye" and closing the door. Then not 2 seconds after the door closed I caught a cheerio to the side of the head only it stuck because it was a bit soggy. my response: "What the hell? Damn she's getting to be a pretty good shot." my wife: "Next thing you know she'll be wheeling a miniature catapult out of her room and start launching flaming balls of yarn at the cat." as jade proceeds to giggle watching daddy wipe the soggy cheerio from the side of his head.


I think to be honest all of our lives are like sitcoms because they are made to be like peoples lives, so viewers can relate to them...the only difference is that they are scripted.

I had a Cramer, too, but shes female. And she doesn't come around anymore because she cannot see anything besides her 27 year old boyfriend.

I'm just surrounded by very dramatic people. They belong on tv. So at least then I'd make money off of them.

So here's the family run down:

Grandma - Really super manipulitive. Cheated on Gramps a bunch. They're divorced. She now has a new not-boyfriend, who is her boyfriend, but she says isn't, and he keeps buying her exensive stuff, and she's accepting them though she claims to be uniterested in his love. She's a user like that. Treats x-husband like crap.

Grandpa - Still in love with grandma for some reason. Believes the goverment watches you all the time through the tv and even the coffee maker. Used to toss a blanket over the tv when having family discusions or getting dressed. Belives in aleins and UFO's and Area 51.

Aunt J - Crazy, controling, anti-social aunt. Nobody hardly sees her. Sometimes we actually forget she exists. Invited to everything, but never shows and then whines about being excluded. Acuses people of having mental problems, but is probably the one with the most. Not much to say about her husband. Hardly know the guy.

Aunt R - the druggie of the family. Can't hold a job, but keeps trying to get one in my mom's favorite resteraunts. Can't raise her kids right. Horrid packrat. Don't ever clean her house. Has one whiny daughter and one attention starved son. And then another son and daughter that she passed off to thier grandparents instead of raising them. Only kept two cause no one would adopt them. She's jealous of everybody for various reason. Changes boyfriends more often than clothes.

Aunt J#2 - currently the only sane aunt I have. She's the whiney daddy's princess sometimes though.


And that's my dramatic family. The most dramatic people anyways. Interesting when thier all in the same room.....

Well sitcom life ain't so bad. Not sure if mine is considered but the people around quite qualify.

The uncle I live with is a player because his heart got broken once. There are pictures of him and random girls all over the refrigerator. The girl I hang out with is a lesbian who confessed to me but we are still friends who go about doing random things all day like from a museum visit to getting wasted on the beach in one evening and she is supporting the relationship I am having with this other girl. And this other girl isn't the greatest girlfriend. I actually want to break it off with her but my friend insist to let it be and try. I am tired of trying, but there is no harm to it either. Also not to forget my mum, she has to call me everyday just to check I am not dead and to rant about the horrors of her days to me. If I can't pick up the phone then she starts sending all these threatening smses. As for me I am an art student who has random ideas and sometimes stop in the middle of crossing the road to take a picture of traffic coming at me. haha