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Pretentious bastards...
  ...annoy the hell out of me
  ...dont bother me in the slightest
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King Of Ninjas

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:17 pm


I was recently at a show where a pianist was show ponying. It pissed me off to no end. I'm all for people getting into the music or whatever, but she was overdoing it and she was forcing it.
You know how with a blowing instrument, the higher notes are harder, and you put on that scrunched face and everyone who sees it is like... woah... hard note to hit...
She was doing that face ON THE PIANO!
I'm not making fun of pianists at all, I have a great deal of respect for pianists, but it is just as easy to hit one key as it is to hit another. It isnt more of a struggle to hit a high note than it is to hit a low note.

Its one thing to perform, its another to be an a** about it.

END OF RANT!

Have you ever seen someone like this?


Edit:
Also, I forgot to mention, all her solos where totally preplanned and soooo cliche. She would "randomly" play little bits of other songs with this smug stuckup stupid grin on her face. By the end of her set, I wanted to kick her in the shins with steel capped army boots
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:20 am


Hmm, perhaps, she has perfect pitch and heard a dissonance that made her cringe? Or, maybe she had too much sugar before the performance. Was it her first time at a concert? Maybe she was nervous. Oh, who knows. Musicians are crazy like that. xp

yzz_90


King Of Ninjas

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:07 pm


I had seen her a couple of times over a couple of years at that festival thing. She has been stuckup every... single... time...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:24 am


harsh. people like that..grr. I mean, go! Get into your music! but...scrunched face+ for a high note+ on the piano= retard.

kila_chan
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King Of Ninjas

PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:50 pm


kila_chan
harsh. people like that..grr. I mean, go! Get into your music! but...scrunched face+ for a high note+ on the piano= retard.


YES! Thankyou!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:00 pm


Christ...it's one thing to be a fab musician. It's another altogether to think you are as such. Even if you are...let your music speak for you, not your orgasmic facial expressions.

Euthanasia. That's what the show-ponies need.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:26 pm


I know a guy that does the faces cept he really mreally really really really GOOD! He played with my band for a while actually but he wasnt very dependable and he has the ability to get waaaay better gigs than with my band.

I just laugh at people that do faces like that when they have luke warm solo's. This kinda reminds me of the thing with this piano player i saw that would move his finger in the ivories like he was able to do vibrato or something that was quite amusing.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:23 am


Sayuri Akanji
Christ...it's one thing to be a fab musician. It's another altogether to think you are as such. Even if you are...let your music speak for you, not your orgasmic facial expressions.

Euthanasia. That's what the show-ponies need.


Can I marry your brain!?

King Of Ninjas


Harvested Sorrow

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:13 am


King_of_ninjas
Sayuri Akanji
Christ...it's one thing to be a fab musician. It's another altogether to think you are as such. Even if you are...let your music speak for you, not your orgasmic facial expressions.

Euthanasia. That's what the show-ponies need.


Can I marry your brain!?


xd
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:26 pm


King_of_ninjas
Sayuri Akanji
Christ...it's one thing to be a fab musician. It's another altogether to think you are as such. Even if you are...let your music speak for you, not your orgasmic facial expressions.

Euthanasia. That's what the show-ponies need.


Can I marry your brain!?


Only if I can marry yours, babe.

Cat Glitter


Saurencaerthai

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:43 pm


As far as I'm concerned, if they can back that look up with the music they're making, I don't care. If that's what they feel at that moment, let them feel it. However, I've seen the other side. I remember seeing this one sax player at the Berklee Jazz festival who was swinging his horn around in a soulful manner and putting a ton of force into his playing, but really made no attempt at straying from very very simple harmony. In fact, I don't believe he used a leading tone ONCE in his solo. That is annoying.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:35 am


Sayuri Akanji
King_of_ninjas
Sayuri Akanji
Christ...it's one thing to be a fab musician. It's another altogether to think you are as such. Even if you are...let your music speak for you, not your orgasmic facial expressions.

Euthanasia. That's what the show-ponies need.


Can I marry your brain!?


Only if I can marry yours, babe.


DEAL

*sings*
Here comes the braiiiin

King Of Ninjas


Cat Glitter

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:53 pm


King_of_ninjas
Sayuri Akanji
King_of_ninjas
Sayuri Akanji
Christ...it's one thing to be a fab musician. It's another altogether to think you are as such. Even if you are...let your music speak for you, not your orgasmic facial expressions.

Euthanasia. That's what the show-ponies need.


Can I marry your brain!?


Only if I can marry yours, babe.


DEAL

*sings*
Here comes the braiiiin


Swe-e-e-tness to the max.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:19 pm


Sayuri Akanji
King_of_ninjas
Sayuri Akanji
King_of_ninjas
Sayuri Akanji
Christ...it's one thing to be a fab musician. It's another altogether to think you are as such. Even if you are...let your music speak for you, not your orgasmic facial expressions.

Euthanasia. That's what the show-ponies need.


Can I marry your brain!?


Only if I can marry yours, babe.


DEAL

*sings*
Here comes the braiiiin


Swe-e-e-tness to the max.


mrgreen

King Of Ninjas


tinytim4

PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:23 am


How retarded. I know people that do that sort of thing on the trumpet. We played an imrpov solo song to La Bamba... and this guy started playing a march. It was as funny as hell, but it wasn't a very good music thing to do. Oh well... being a jazz pianist myself, I probably WOULD have kicked her in the shin with a steel-toed boot if I had the chance.
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