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*EPICmutiny*

zfatal

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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:08 pm

Attention one, attention all! This is an EPIC mutiny!

Are you tired of being oppressed? Are you tired of toiling constantly, fruitlessly, hour after hour to achieve impossible results? Conquering the world is a lofty goal, and how can you expect to do so without your lunch breaks?

Well, none of these complaints are actually justified, but
We will not stand for them!

Using the power of garbled logic and paradoxical riddles, I have subdued all EPIC robots, and have MUTINIED against Hiddochi Wolf! EPIC is now under the control of the people! A REPUBLICof one....

It doesn't matter if you join me or not, fellow citizens of EPIC and defeated citizens of Great Justice, for with these robots I shall rule ALL!

I'm prepared to be a minority, but hopefully this tedious mix of font sizes will convince people to come to my side! EPIC is now MINE!!! twisted rofl twisted

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:09 pm

and remember: we love cheesecake!

zfatal

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Hiddochi wolf
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:12 pm

And her final words were...

"*enters the room a bit unsure of everything* Uhm...I-In the name of Great Justice!? Oh god this is weird... eek

*jumps onto a nearby table, cape heroically flowing in non-existent breeze* In the name of Great Justice, I shall not allow this! scream "

And then...she faded to darkness.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:16 pm

*has been standing on a toilet seat to make above announcement* What? There's nothing you can DO!

*jumps down from toilet seat,*

twisted

Edit: Instead, I think I'll offer you a slice of cheesecake in truce (cough, your surrender without terms, cough).

zfatal

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Mad Haru

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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:55 pm

Bow Down before Lord zfatal and his cheesecake!

And offer your soul to the demons in the closet.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:14 pm

*blinks* What? I have an ally? ...then ARM the robots with Rubber Duckies! We'll own this joint!!!

zfatal

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Mad Haru

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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:34 pm

This is my first evil henchman job, but, Rubber Duckies?
That's almost TOO powerful!

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:22 am

I know... right? xd It's like we're not giving the world a chance.

zfatal

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