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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:40 am


Irelia couldn't remember when she had bummed the cigarette off one of the other girls at school, but she kept it tucked in the side band of her bra, the thin sleeve of death concealed under her clothes waiting for the perfect time. It was something that Irelia and Jace always joked about doing, smoking to piss Bea and God off (lungs black as pitch, THATS the devils way) but so far Irelia hadn't the foggiest idea of how to ask Jace to share the f**. She was still a kid, and Irelia's slightly off-kilter moral core didn't want kid-Jace to smoke. Though Irelia didn't know if Jace already smoked, and she didn't know how to broach THAT subject without sounding like an irate mother-figure which wasn't it at ALL but she knew it sounded that way.

Reaching beneath her shirt, Irelia pushed the slightly bent f** back in to her bra and proceeded to adjust her boobs, sighing as her back pain alleviated. Leaping on to the sink in the girl's bathroom (she had her period, so getting out of gym was a breeze) Irelia stuck her feet in the sink and started writing the phone numbers of retirement homes on the walls, underlined by phrases such as "he's a great lay!", "longest shlong in the west!", "******** YAH" and "Want Meth? Call Seth!"

Sniggering to herself, Irelia didn't notice the bathroom door opening.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:49 am


This made it way too easy to sexually harrass her. Without warning -- a sort of red blur in the mirror -- a hand came down, smack in the center of her butt, a light whip like a beesting before it came back up and its owner said, "Dead center, Rel, am I right?"

There had been a reason that Jace had not walked to school with her that morning; that Jace had returned home after she'd slept; that Jace had come late to school that way, not turned up in the morning, with Beatrix waving both Irelia and Wisp out the door with no small amount of impatience. They'd both thought that maybe Jacoba had a cold and had a day off.

The 'eldest' Darnell hadn't got a cold; the eldest Darnell had about four inches of height, respectable b-cups, and a terrible smirk in her eye as she watched the other girl smoke. "Now if that isn't totally ******** disloyal," she said, "smoking without offering your best friend in the whole wide world one? Damn you are such a b***h."

She ran one hand back through her crop of crimson fuzz, glossy golden shoulder muscles bunching as she did so. Jace had shoulders. Jace had abs. "God knows why I love you," she added.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:12 am


"God can you be anymore ******** sadomasochist Jace?" Irelia quipped without turning around, intent on scrawling "Antony has a tiny p***s named Moe". Finishing, Irelia started to turn, intent on digging in her bra, "I'm not smoking it, I was just. Looking at it. Waiting for you, actually-" Irelia looked up, and gasped despite herself. She hated gasping, she sounded like a bad romance novel but Jace- Teen Jace- was worth sounding like a retard.

Irelia just sort of stared, without saying anything. It was hard to comprehend the tall, cocky redhead (with breasts no less!) as her Jace, little ball of fire Jace, all that anger wrapped in a teeny tiny little ball. Now Jace was intensely menacing in a sort of really sexy way. Irelia couldn't pull of dangerous if she tried, and it just sort of leaked of ********. me. Jace."
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:17 am


"Hey, right here, right now?" Jace leant up with one long tanned arm and plucked the cigarette out of Irelia's hand as it was retrieved from the girl's ample brassiere, digging around in her own pocket for a light. She couldn't find one, so she pressed her hand to the end of the cigarette: this seemed slightly odd, but whatever, her brow was furrowed in concentration and her tangerine eyes narrowed as though to set it alight with the Power Of Her Brain. "No wonder everyone calls you easy, cupcake."

A tiny curl of smoke came up from her finger; eventually, touched to the tip, the cigarette actually came alight. Jace stuck it in her mouth and took a long drag off it, admirably not even coughing. "Get down from there, you gigantic retard," she said, "you and your crazy graffiti obsession, I'm gonna tell M.B. -- what's that about Antony? God, how do you know anyway? His wang's invisible."

She winked. Somehow Jace winking now was a lot more devastating than younger Jace's winking, which just looked like an epileptic seizure. Especially when she flipped the cigarette out of her mouth and offered it to Irelia, slightly touched at the end with remnants of the redhead's Blistex.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:32 am


Irelia rolled her eyes.

"I AM easy, but no one seems to get it. I am still a pristine sheep, lassie."

Irelia watched jealously as Jace became the world's only human lighter. Her powers call forth evil demons, Jace's lights cigarettes for all the world to rejoice in. Irelia took the offered cigarette, and pinched it lightly between her lips, and sucked on it a little too hard, and proceeded to try not to cough and just made insane looking faces like she did when she tried not to let anyone see her yawn. It was a weird combination of throat burning and cherry balm calming, and she waved the smoke out of her face with an escaped choking noise. She handed the cigarette back to Jace, and moved her butt over to make a space on the paper towel strewn counter, which had previously been the very wet counter.

"When did all -this- happen?" Irelia said, immediately gesturing to Jace's boobs. Jace with boobs was like a man having a baby. It happened, but it was ******** weird.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:36 am


"Last night," her friend said airily, though she was so filled with self-satisfied glee that it was hard not to laugh. "I came home late -- M.B. wanted me to stay in bed, talk ridiculous mom crap -- " it didn't sound like Jace really minded -- "you know, bonding time, made sure I had clothes before I went to school. It was actually pretty cool, she took time off work and we both came in like ten minutes ago for last classes. Also, check it."

She made another slightly lame little flame come up from her finger. It flickered and choked a little, but it was there. "Fire water burn, bitches," said Jace a little glibly, and took another drag off the cig as she parked herself next to Irelia on the sink. "I always knew I was a magical child. -- Anyway, so, here I am, here you are, aren't I goddamn awesome for keeping the secret? You and Wisp were all like wailing ambulances the morning of, Christ. Me, I played it cool." (Never mind she'd gone and had to basically weep into Antony's shoulder.)

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:56 am


Irelia smoked again, and this time managed to only make one face before handing it back to Jace. Self assured Jace was a helluva lot more fun than worried Jace, which was what Jace had felt like for awhile.

Irelia snorted, "I don't think I'd ever expect you to react like Wisp, or even me. I would have been traumatized if you had screamed or carried on. It would be like Case of the Bodysnatchers or something."

"Ok, seriously, now that you are ONE OF US," Irelia said the last part ominously, but kept a flicker of a smile in her eyes, " you have to play the game. Well, games. Pretty much we rate whos the hottest, or who has bigger boobs, or whos the biggest b***h. Mindless trash, but sort of funny. This is teendom. We are retarded."
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:06 am


Jace immediately flailed her wrists in approximation of a teenage girl, rolling her eyes in her head and letting out a high-pitched squeal. Jace obviously did not think much of teenage girls. "Oh boy!" she said, and dropped the cutesy act -- "Being in teendom? This. Is. Retarded. Holy s**t. I don't even know how to play this goddamn game. Uh. Who has the biggest boobs -- Rory Zee, Aurora has goddamned jugs. b***h doubles as a flotation device. Chris is gonna get himself into trouble when he's teenager -- seriously, shotgun weddin', heard it from me first. Your turn."

She slugged most of the cigarette.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:13 am


"******** you, I've been saving that for months," Irelia grabbed it from Jace's mouth just before the last crumb of tasty tobacco was gone, and sucked it dry.

"Yeah, you sort of fail at the game. I do too, mostly because they just get pissed at me and say i totally cheated WHEN I DID NOT even though i totally did look in to Del's head for justasecond but shes so VAPID there was no harm done..." Irelia recognized the glazed look on Jace's face, and tugged on her arm.

"Back to Earth Jace. Bells about to ring."

With that spoken prompt, the bell indeed did ring, and the silent halls were suddenly filled with the shrieks and stomps of feet upon linoeuleum flooring.

"We are sadly out of cigarettes, and while our bodies could suffice as an adequate vice, I don't think letting you have your way with me in this goldenrod bathroom is very glamourous. We at LEAST need a futon."
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:17 am


"You're fancy," said her friend as they left the bathroom, and it wasn't quite flirting -- of course it wasn't flirting, they were best friends, best friends didn't flirt. She slung one arm around the taller girl's small waist, giving a middle-finger salute to some face she recognised in the now-smaller crowd that she towered over. Squeaks on linoleum. Shrieking. "Some girls just need a kitchen table. Guess you're an uptown girl, Torstenn."

She also patted her back pocket. "And I have some more death sticks," she said confidently, "I nicked a packet off Grandpa. Rite of passage. Stole Akili's first pack of cigs."

Akili probably would have been proud.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:25 am


Irelia always gave off the impression of being herded by Jace, which she didn't mind at all. So what if she wasn't quick on the one fingered draw, or could take down a quarterback if she felt so inclined. Jace was HER best friend, and while the lines between them were sorta getting really ******** messed up, nothing was going to change the fact that together they could do anything.

Which included smoking a whole pack of cigarettes just for the hell of it. Irelia wasn't entirely sold on the idea of them, they stunk and were gross but for some reason hey. It was a social thing to do with Jace that made them badass. Or just really dumb but hey that line was blurred too. The park was sort of out of the option for them now, teenagers smoking while kids were playing on the playground was probably universally frowned upon.

"We need a new place to hang, something less. I don't know, melancholy and childish. I should totally get that apartment I'm always bugging Bea about."
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:29 am


"Oh my god you want to move out already," said Jace, "jesus, we'd have to get jobs. That requires working. Do I look like I want to work. Anyway, M.B.'ll probably make us graduate before we can move out -- and she won't let me go with you even if you are my Good Influence, she thinks I'll be racin' cars and having illegal parties. Even if I'm like 'holy s**t my best friends are Irelia and Antony, the only thing they'll get up to is college applications,' you two are so unbearably utterly square."

Jace held on to Irelia like a quarterback might with the head cheerleader, comfortable, pretty possessive. But Jace was always like that. There was just something different to her now -- something aggressive, something womanly maybe, something different in her slouch. Her sleeveless t-shirt rode up to reveal slashes of tanned stomach and chick muscle: she hadn't really softened except for boobs and butt. "We'll have to do what every other teenager does," she said, "hang out in the bus shelters. We'll bug Antony. Damn, we should go get a tattoo! Yes! Let's go bug Iggy's dad."

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:44 am


"Pft, no working required. Postulating ourselves at Bea's feet is required, she is the officiary of my estate or some s**t."

Irelia was sort of a bad a** metal cheerleader, what with her huge lock belt and the keys everywhere, but her tits did the talking. And they were sort of a full chorus that day with how little her shirt was.

"There is a lot of walking involved while being a teen. Its sorta like being a hobo but having money. And hopefully hygiene," Irelia brightened at the thought of a tattoo, "oo, cool. What would you get Jace?"
PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:17 am


"I am pretty sure I would get a skull vomiting snakes and fire," said Jace practically, "that's something that never goes out of style, you know what I'm saying?"

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:03 pm


Irelia smirked.

"There has to be some sort of monster truck in there too, you know. You can never add too much badassery," waving to one of the other girl's their age, Irelia took her attention off Jace for a moment, "And although this is unbelievably square, I'm not marking up my skin with ink, thank you very much. Henna i could do. Permanent, no thank you."

Irelia cracked her knuckles.

"So, Iggy's dad then? Maybe he'll tattooo your a** or something, somewhere Bea won't... Wait, does Bea spank you still? It would be pretty amusing if she did."
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