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Nino had this idea, and then she was like, "Hey Tibarn, go do this!" and damnit this is my vacation.

*sigh*

FEF-style Christmas songs! Spoof a title and post it! Write lyrics, too, if you want, or if someone just posts the title, make up lyrics for it and post those! For example:

Rathy Claus is Coming To Town

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
'Cause Rathy Claus can stick a big ol' arrow in your eye,
Rathy Claus is coming to town!

He sees you when you're training!
He knows when you're at war!
He knows what you're deserving,
And he'll give you what you're asking for!

So you better be good,
And don't be aloof,
'Cause he may be nice, but his stats are through the roof,
Rathy Claus is coming to town!

Now that I feel like enough of a fool to have earned my pay around this madhouse, have at it.

I'll be using this again, so...

Spoilers! XD

You know Canas and Pent and Artur and Ewan, Soren and Tormod and Saleh and Bastian,

But do you recall...

The most famous Mage Boy of all?

Mage Erk the red-flamed Mage boy,
Had a spell that no one knows
Everyone who saw it
Said it was a flame that glows

All of the other mage-boys
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Mage-Erk
Join in any mage-boy games

Then one foggy X-mas eve
Hector came to say
"Mage-Erk with your Fire so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the Mage-Boys loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Mage-Erk the Red Flamed mage-boy
You'll go down in history!

Fixt.

Such... entertaining lyrics. Your troubadors are truly something here.

{And by troubadors, I mean singers, not healers. And Tibarn... thanks for the... er, suggestions. You might have helped me with something. XD}

I love them all, but...th-the Legault's Panties song KILLED ME. XDDD Mage-Erk was amazing, too.

This was all I could manage to make up.

To the tune of "Carol of the Bells":

No sympathy
You'll get from me
Fight for my friends
'Till Christmas ends...

You’re a mean one, Wrathy Clause.
You really are so bad.
You are as cruel as Nergal,
And you make people so sad.
Wrathy Clause.

You are a bad villain
Who made FEF members mad.

You’re a monster, Wrathy Clause.
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your nose is full of boogers.
You’ve got nothing in your soul.
Wrathy Clause.

I wouldn’t dare touch you, with
Siegell's nine-and-one-half-foot pole!

You’re a vile one, Wrathy Clause.
You have made people scream, “AHHHH!!!”
You have all the tender sweetness
Of Vaida and swordsman Shiva.
Wrathy Clause.

Given the choice between the three of you,
I’d take both Vaida and swordsman Shiva.

You’re a foul one, Wrathy Clause.
You smelled like a nasty skunk.
Your bag is full of useless toys.
Your soul is full of gunk.
Wrathy Clause.

The three words that best describe you,
Are, and I quote: “Stink. Stank. Stunk.”

You’re a rotter, Wrathy Clause.
You’re the king of sinful snots.
Your brain is full of useless plot
That makes you want to pout.
Wrathy Clause.

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
With the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
Rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Wrathy Clause.
With a nauseous super-look.
You’re a crooked jerky villainy
And you ‘re in a wanted book.
Wrathy Clause.

You’re the most awful, evil, wickedly villain
That creates amok.

She must have perceived you as Wrathy Claus. :3

Sorry. My friend and I were playing in the snow and we randomly sang lyrics to Rathy Claus and that was how it ended up. (of course my friend doesn't like Rath in the games for some reason)