Welcome to Gaia! ::

1) Have you ever served as a crew member or captain of a guild?

I was the Captain of "The Peabody Pirates" as well as "The New Peabody Pirates" before each guild was shut down, respectively. I'm currently a crew member of "The Gathering~" A Magic: The Gathering based guild, as well as a crew member of the "Gaia Anti-Love Guild."

2) Why are you interested in seeking this seat?
Because there needs to be fair representation for every type of Gaian in life issues, and in the guild. There are whiners, and criers. There are goths, emos, freaks, and Canadians. There regulars and irregulars. There are Oldbies and newbies. But there are also the assholes. I am an a*****e, and I desire to represent our guild's assholes.

[Special Note]I also want this seat because I can't run for multiple seats during the same election.[/Special Note]

3) Write a short blurb on what you feel you could contribute to the guild council. What qualifies you as a potential Councilmember?
I know the rules of Gaia Life Issues like the back of my hand. I've intentionally broken all of them.

I also feel that I can contribute a fair and balanced voice when it comes to establishing rules and regulations for the guild, as well as user bannings. See, without someone like me, I'd worry that the rules would potentially become cumbersome and oppressive, and as such, we need me to keep the force in balance. Because without enough of the dark side, you followers of truth, justice, and the American way would just get too out of hand.

I also promise to lower taxes, find Osama, pull our troops out of Iraq, give more money to welfare to support the poor, abolish national debt, force all states to allow Gay Marriage and abortion, support the rights of lower and upper class blacks/ chicano(a)'s/and Asians. I also promise religious tolerance, and will support the Jewish/Christian/Buddhist/Hindu/Muslim/Satainst/Wiccan/Pegan/and any other -ian, -ist, -an, -ish, or -u religion I've missed. I'll even support subsidizing the homeless, and give them a booze for drugs program where they can trade their booze for drugs or vice versa!! I'll put an end to organized crime while creating a system of equal laws and fairness for everyone!

This coming 18th, remember to vote Sipid, or you'll be considered an intolerant jerk, and your girlfriend/boyfriend will break up with you, you won't get the courage to tell the guy/girl you like that you like them, you'll get divorced and end up paying child support and alimony, your best friend won't stop cutting, you'll end up pregnant, if you want to be pregnant you won't get pregnant, if you are pregnant and want the child it'll be stillborn, your 12 inch p***s will shrink down to a more humble 3 inches, women won't find you attractive, guys won't find you attractive, if your homo/bisexual your family will disown you and your friend will call you mean names, if you're sexually active that rash you have WILL be an STD, your family will keep being mean to you, your nightmares won't go away, your psychologist will molest you, and your dog will die.

Polls open. Election formally ends at 12:00am tonight.

I am honored to accept this position, and shall help facilitate the guild to the best of my abilities.

I look forward to the cronyism.