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 Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:01 pm
post a pick up line that you would use on a guy or girl to get intrestind in you
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:04 pm
hey baby my bmw 350Z is parked outside wanna a ride 
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:05 pm
are you a ninja? cuz just just stole my heart!
i just made this up and would never seriously ask this to a girl.
it's absolute wrongness makes it funny however.
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:15 pm
I actually did this...*Takes ice cube, smashes it agains table* Now that I've broken the ice let's talk...
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:33 pm
Pogo I actually did this...*Takes ice cube, smashes it agains table* Now that I've broken the ice let's talk... smooooooth ninja 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 6:34 pm
im lucky i brought my library card bc ima checking you out
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 6:38 pm
i forgot my phone number can u use urs
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 6:40 pm
this one was used on me before, "Did you wash your pants with windex cause I swear I can see myself in them."
I'd use these "The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you"
*waves hand* "You will go out with me"
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 6:41 pm
there once was a man from Nantucket...
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 6:44 pm
the most too the point pick up line "hey wanna ********?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 6:49 pm
Guy: u must be tired
Girl: why
Guy; bc u been running around in my dreams
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 7:13 pm
Inside job between a friend.
Guy: Hey baby. I have the power..in my pants!
Girl: Really? I thought that was a mirror.
*runs away* MUHAHAHAHAHA!
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 7:37 pm
Hey sweety. LOL U look hott
If you don't get that then you're not thinking cyber dork LOL
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 7:56 pm
*is rolling on the ground laughing*
How about "Hello, whats your name? wanna chat?" lol
this is the weirdest thread ever.... stare
*runs away in fear of mobs*
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:49 pm
ok, this pick-up isnt really dorky but tell me what you think..............
ok, what i do is tell you to give me your hand.....and then i turn it palm up, then i say...........now here's a fence (draws imaginary fence in middle of palm)..........theirs a bunny on one side and a carrot on the other.....now, the bunny cant go over, under, around, or through the fence........how does the bunny get to the carrot???...............(and then of course you wont know the answer so you eventually say "i dont know")........then i say........"i dont know either, i just wanted to hold your hand. wink
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