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Upon opening the green leather book, you notice that there are at least fifty pages torn out. Where the original pages are is anyones guess. But there is writing on the page the book opens to.
Scribbled in neat, chaotic script is written:
Ah...A new book. Just love that new book smell folks! It smells... Smelly...
Anyways:
I'm the great and powerful Puddles! Master of Puns and literary devices of humor and amusement! I smite all who dare to smite me!... when I feel like it. I enjoy long walks in the forest, dislike sunsets and prefer sunrises, and if you give me a mimosa I'll pour it on the ground and expect you to lick it up for the insult. Then I'll maybe consider apologizing for that. Maybe... After all, I am a Daemon.
Hah ha ha ha... If you have to know, I'm a chaotic neutral Demonic being. I pose no threat, and I'm not really interested in screwing around with that whole war thing. I'll let everyone else worry about it and pick up the pieces later. That's how I roll, so you can suck it if you don't like it.
... did I mention I have a temper? No? Well I do. Not that I use it much. Exerting effort is soo muuch woork that I'd rather do nothing and just laugh than actually pick a side.
Course, there's always screwing with a couple of Wista's minds that makes me 'lawl' hard. After all, I am evil. I have my urges to fulfill.
Then again, what with being neutral, I need to balance that out with a bit of good, huh? Meh... I'm just awesome I guess? Hell, I don't use my magic ( ...er...I fail at anything other than spiritual barriers to keep my energy safe from being eaten by meanie vampires or other things that wanna suck me dry) unless I have to and then..well, lets just say my magic isn't typical for a demon.
-taps fingers together- I heal things... it's a tad bit embarrassing really. -coughs-
But yeah. These are my little companions I keep around me. Heck, some don't even talk to me much as they hate who I am. At least the folks around these parts recognize me as an ally instead of an enemy. Course... Who knows if they're, right? I'd hope they'd be right. its upsetting to see the folks around here cry. Rather embarrassing don't you think?
Even better: Who knows what actual side I'm on? Only me, Hjinx, Jak, and ... well, a couple unmentionable folk.