http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.aspx?guid=08a8767f-c7c7-439e-ae9e-38e4f70b376a
here is the link to it...or the funny part here:
Cycil had awoken a mama bear from her mid-winter slumber, and she was rather unimpressed by the trespassing teenager. Fiercely, she lunged at Cycil. He attempted to escape, but mama bear was much quicker. She bit his leg, and Cycil yelped in pain. Fortunately, his father was nearby with his double barreled shotgun. anasthetic tranquilizing dart gun. Papa Klopwich shot the bear, and hung it’s head above their fireplace with his tranquilizing gun, and the bear was relocated to a nature preserve (Thanks, PETA, for the revamped story suggestion)