No, look at me.
Look at my biting wit.
Look at my cynical, sarcastic remarks.
Look at my past history of pessimism in the greatest of times.
Look at the fact that I haven't posted something positive in months.
Look at the fact that I won't post something positive for months.
Look at the fact that I ******** hate the little s**t Paige who sits up 2 and to the left 1 of my seat in my third period class.
Now look at the fact that this is the sort of guild she'd like.
You have seven days.
Failure will result in erasure.
