Guard: *Walking along side the doctor down the narrow halls* Wait... So you're telling me that this guy isn't exactly insane...?
Doctor: *Holding a yellow folder with the name, 'Cobblepot, Oswald C.' typed on the tab, he walks down the halls along side the guard* That is correct Mr. Mach...
Guard: Then what's a guy like him doin in a place like this? Seems to me that a guy with a bird fetish deserves to be in this place...
Doctor: Now now Mr. Mach... Let's not antagonize these patients... Aside from commiting crimes, he's here for information and any possible breakthrough in understanding the criminal mind and the criminally insane...
Guard: What kinda tricks can this guy do?
Doctor: Says here in his file that he is an experienced hand to hand combatant, primarily using judo techniques. It would make sense considering his body proportions.
Guard: *Looks at his picture* Yeah... He's a complete circle. I get why they call him the penguin... I bet he squacks and waddles too.
Doctor: Actually, he has been known to do so. According to this he is also very skillfull in the creation of mechanized and weaponized unbrella's.
Guard: Okay, this guy wins the big prize of being the biggest weirdo in Gotham City...
Doctor: Mr. Mach...
Guard: *Finally reaches the desired cell* Alright! Open Cell #022945!
Doctor: *Walks in and stands near the metal bars by the cell door that slid open* Mr. Cobblepot... How are you today...?
Penguin: *With his back arched over, his face is burried deep down as he is frantically tinkering with a small device he has in his hands. He concentrates on finishing as the doctor walks in* Ah yes doctor... A small vacation is exactly what I needed from my nightclub back in Gotham City. I am doing fine...
Doctor: Now now Mr. Cobblepot... You know exactly why you're here don't you?
Penguin: Are you talking about the Batman...?
Doctor: He caught you using former criminals doing criminal activity.
Penguin: I was at the wrong place at the wrong time...
Doctor: That's not what your henchmen, who by the way were dressed up like birds, said before being released from Commissioner Gordon's jail for thier confession.
Penguin: Well... There's no honor amoungst theives now is there...?
Doctor: Do you know why else you're here?
Penguin: .....
Doctor: You are considered to be sane, and yet you keep commiting these strange crimes throughout the city. We want to atleast help one step at a time.
Penguin: ...Help with what? *He finishes the device that he was tinkering with and covers it under his sleeve.*
Doctor: The prison cells are to help reform criminals, however, your unique trademark is what we're trying to help with.
Penguin: Is there something strange with my obsession with birds?
Doctor: Not at all... However, we believe that because of it it motivates and increases your creative criminal mind.
Penguin: *Stands up and starts to walk towards the doctor after touching a small button on the device* You think that my obsession with birds help my succession with crime? I am simply just a gentleman of crime good sir...
Doctor: *Backing up just slightly, he signals for a guard to get ready incase Penguin tries anything violent* Now Mr. Cobblepot... I'm going to have to ask you to stay in your corner of the cell before I call the guards to take proper action against you...
Penguin: You have back up as well?
Doctor: As well...?
Penguin: *The device that The Penguin activated sent a silent signal to the birds around the area to become attracted to the area and fly in through the metal bars in his cell against the wall that pointed out of the asylum. Different assortment of birds came flying in by the hundreds, causing mass panic* Fly my pretties...
[As we pan out of the asylum, the sounds of screams and birds flapping their wings and attacking can be heard from the distance...]
Arkham File #2: Incomplete
