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 Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:45 am
What would you NOT hear a character say on any of the CSI series?
these can be any non~quote you'd like, whether they're from another tv show or you can make them up, but the funnier the better
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:49 am
(Grissom to Brass)
"Dammit Jim, I'm a scientist not an escalator!"
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Stella (to Flack): Briscoe was funnier.
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Tape recording: Good morning, Dr. Grissom. Your mission, should you decide to accept it...
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Yelina sad to Horatio) "I told Stetler to shove his badge where the sun doesn't shine."
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:00 pm
(there is noise coming from under Ecklies desk)
Ecklie: hehe...David that tickles! eek xp
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Grissom: Sara, can I see you in the supply closet? heart ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(grissom and greg are thumbwrestling in his office with the blinds drawn down)
Both: 1,2,3,4 this is how we start our war!
(they start trying to get eachothers thumbs down)
Grissom: Yours was down!
Greg: Mine was so on top of yours!!
(The team walks by, over hearing)
Warrick: AHHHH Man thats just wrong!
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:59 pm
streetpharmasist (there is noise coming from under Ecklies desk) Ecklie: hehe...David that tickles! eek xp ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Grissom: Sara, can I see you in the supply closet? heart ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (grissom and greg are thumbwrestling in his office with the blinds drawn down) Both: 1,2,3,4 this is how we start our war! (they start trying to get eachothers thumbs down) Grissom: Yours was down! Greg: Mine was so on top of yours!! (The team walks by, over hearing) Warrick: AHHHH Man thats just wrong! ok that first one is just plain wrong
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:31 pm
streetpharmasist (there is noise coming from under Ecklies desk) Ecklie: hehe...David that tickles! eek xp ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Grissom: Sara, can I see you in the supply closet? heart ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (grissom and greg are thumbwrestling in his office with the blinds drawn down) Both: 1,2,3,4 this is how we start our war! (they start trying to get eachothers thumbs down) Grissom: Yours was down! Greg: Mine was so on top of yours!! (The team walks by, over hearing) Warrick: AHHHH Man thats just wrong!
That was too funny.... ^_^
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:33 pm
Nick: Man Warrick, we are so not going to pass our examinations!
Warrick: Nick, just calm down and breathe, if we study hard enough, we'll pass no problem!
Nick: Throw a question at me then Rick!
Warrick: *picks up cue cards* What is the abreviation for Gunshot Residue?
Nick: DOA?
Warrick: *throws cuecards down* We're screwed!
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:09 pm
Why solve the case, It's just another prostitute.
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:49 pm
Vampiric_ShadowDragon Nick: Man Warrick, we are so not going to pass our examinations! Warrick: Nick, just calm down and breathe, if we study hard enough, we'll pass no problem! Nick: Throw a question at me then Rick! Warrick: *picks up cue cards* What is the abreviation for Gunshot Residue? Nick: DOA? Warrick: *throws cuecards down* We're screwed! hahahah / yeah i know that one was pretty gross--- i found it at talk csi xd
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:00 pm
streetpharmasist Vampiric_ShadowDragon Nick: Man Warrick, we are so not going to pass our examinations! Warrick: Nick, just calm down and breathe, if we study hard enough, we'll pass no problem! Nick: Throw a question at me then Rick! Warrick: *picks up cue cards* What is the abreviation for Gunshot Residue? Nick: DOA? Warrick: *throws cuecards down* We're screwed! hahahah / yeah i know that one was pretty gross--- i found it at talk csi xd dude i have an acount there xd sweet
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:03 pm
Grissom: I have the night off, and I'll be attending a party at Elton John's.
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:46 pm
CiaraDelendai Grissom: I have the night off, and I'll be attending a party at Elton John's.
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:38 am
Okay these are all Miami quotes.
Horatio: *puts on sunglasses and looks around* Hey! That's the suspect! *chases* Argh! I can't see where I'm going *runs into wall*
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Speed: er, H, There's a spider on your head.
H: What?
Speed: There's a spider on yo head.
H: Look, Speed, I'm sorry, I'm not up on all this jive talkin', home boy lingo, what's that supposed to mean? "There's a spider on your head"?
Speed: It means there's a spider on your motherf**kin' head, man!
H: Well get it off! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Speed: Watch it! Its crawling towards your sunglasses!
H: not my sunnies! NOOOO!!!
Speed: *snigger*
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Calleigh: Hey Horatio you look sad today.
Horatio: Yeah, some kid wanted an autograph.
Calleigh: from you? Why?
Horatio: He thought I was Conan O'Brien.
Calleigh: *trying not to laugh*
Horatio: It's the hair isn't it?
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:31 pm
Quote: Calleigh: Hey Horatio you look sad today. Horatio: Yeah, some kid wanted an autograph. Calleigh: from you? Why? Horatio: He thought I was Conan O'Brien. Calleigh: *trying not to laugh* Horatio: It's the hair isn't it? thats too funny rofl
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:30 pm
OMG wow thats funny rofl i love all of them
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:11 am
streetpharmasist Speed: er, H, There's a spider on your head. H: What? Speed: There's a spider on yo head. H: Look, Speed, I'm sorry, I'm not up on all this jive talkin', home boy lingo, what's that supposed to mean? "There's a spider on your head"? Speed: It means there's a spider on your motherf**kin' head, man! H: Well get it off! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! Speed: Watch it! Its crawling towards your sunglasses! H: not my sunnies! NOOOO!!! Speed: *snigger* Just like.. now I forgot the movie name.. Nothing to Lose? I loved that part, especially when he sets his foot on fire. rofl I cant think of anything.. Anything I would probably think of Grissom probably would say. xd I luff him, he's got tha puns.
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