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 Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:47 am
Ever have someone say something (sometimes unintentionally) that turned out rather hilarious?
Wait...You haven't? Well...YEAH! scream
Post 'em!
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:49 am
Shadow: Do you know anyone who feels nostalgia for the 90's?
Dawn: Nobody misses the 90's, Shadow. It's "nastalgic".
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:55 am
Shadow: The car has slowed down to 10mph...down to 5mph...We're losing altitude.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:56 am
Renton said this to a classmate of mine who was a little heavier-set:
"You should put butter on those rolls."
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:57 am
Magic Man: There's nothing I can do! The gorilla HAS to attack!
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:10 am
Renton: Zippers make me nervous.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:11 am
Any point during the day when Renton squeals like a little girl.
(He does that often...sometimes because we go after his zippers...)
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:16 am
Shadow: Water as a chemical is just a weak acid. So...if you trip on water, that means your trippin' on acid.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:18 am
-Kira and Renton are having a conversation about an author named Michael Moorcock.
-Shadow hears his last name and chuckles.
Shadow: Good thing that's not a REAL name.
-Kira, Renton, and I just stare at him for a moment.
Kira: That IS his real last name, Shadow.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:20 am
Kira: MOORCOCK! All over your face!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:21 am
Matt Scott: The potatoes had left craters in my yard.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:22 am
Dawn: Because we all know Renton has an amputee fetish.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:24 am
Kira: Moorcock sucks!
Dawn: That's a contradiction to nature, Kira.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:27 am
Renton: You can call me the "P" Master! pirate
Kira: Yeah. 'Blo the P-Master.
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:28 am
Dawn: I just ate myself hungry.
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