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 Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:03 am
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your a** in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:52 pm
Would these reasons apply for school? Not that I would, but...
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:43 pm
.... rofl ..
here is another couple of possible reasons why you would want to....
- You will either get demoted or premoted very quickly..... and if your male you will definately get a rise out of a promotion ..... even if it isnt monetary..... lol
- The sales pitch that starts with 'The Naked truth of the matter is.......' will be taken literally
- come to think of it...... any sales pitch you make can have 2 points or 1....(gender specific) and the customer wont be able to recall what they were
-You will always be blamed for the xeroxed images of someones butt lying in the photocopy room
....lol....hmmm...
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:32 pm
Hellsing Retard Would these reasons apply for school? Not that I would, but...
You might not, But I would!
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