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 Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:34 am
Crazy things to do in an elevator:
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:35 am
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Shave.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:35 am
When at your floor, strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:36 am
One word: Flatulence!
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:38 am
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Frown and mutter "Gotta go...Gotta go..." then sigh and say "Oops!"
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:40 am
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
Stare at a passenger and announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:42 am
Burp, and then say "Mmmm... tasty!"
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:49 am
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:50 am
Play the harmonica.
Shadow box.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:51 am
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:52 am
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and inform the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Bring a chair along.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:54 am
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:55 am
Meow occasionally.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:56 am
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:57 am
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Blow spit bubbles.
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